SlapFight - Mature war alliance is recruiting.

Pistolero

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Love war? Sneaking in farming runs or war attacks when the boss is not looking? Want to go into wars knowing that EVERYBODY is going to attack? Then SlapFight is for you. Come on in and try our heated pool, relax at the open bar, or take in one of the jello wrestling matches that we use to settle disputes between teammates. There is something here for everyone.


SlapFight was created by a group of active clanmates in COC who wanted to have fun and fight wars. After over 70 victories we have decided to continue our bloody march by dominating DomiNations. Here is the rundown:



We will not be paying attention to donation ratios. Ask for what you want, when you need it. Just try to donate during wars.


WAR - As my man Montell Jordan said, "This is how we do it".

We war constantly with one day of rest in between wars.

If a war is declared and we have an odd number of members (can't divide by five) I will choose who sits out by using cutting age sabermetrics, reviewing who has been most active in war, and consulting the oracle. If you are sat out for a war, this does not mean that the love of SlapFight has stopped shining upon you - you are still welcome to stick around and attend the moat parties, jousts, and grog drinking competitions while you upgrade your capabilities.

For your first attack try to hit someone who is in the same age as you are. Second attacks will be used for clean up in an attempt to get as many stars as possible. Use chat to help with strategy and choose targets.



Those with the most powerful troops (most advanced age) will be expected to stock the war map. If you don't have those type of troops yet, don't sweat it. Those of us that do will take care of it.

Everyone is expected to use both of their attacks during war. If you can't attack twice then make sure your have opted out before war is declared.

Status will not be a big deal in this clan, so don't fret about ranks. Ranks are solely used to keep track of activity.

If you attack in every war, you will be promoted to Council, which will show you to be a rabid warrior in good standing. New members will be promoted to Council after participation in three consecutive wars. Our core group has been together for almost two years and are identified as Co-Leaders. If you come and prove to be a dependable long term member then you will eventually be a Co as well.

Shenanigans, tomfoolery, and general immaturity will not only be tolerated but will be encouraged through peer support.

Mean spirited abuse will lead to expulsion from the alliance.


This is an adult/mature alliance. While we will be staying away from anything resembling Letters to Penthouse, adult humor and language are allowed. As such all members should be AT LEAST sixteen years of age. If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain... if you want to rock down to electric avenue....if she startled you with science...if you ever smelled like teen spirit...if she said he's just a friend.. if you were working part time at a five and dime... then you are probably SlapFIght material.


If you want to crush your enemies and have a good time doing it, join today!



SlapFight!

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Pistolero

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Currently crushing it in our first war. Get in on the ground floor. Stock options available.
 

Kassutera

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I see you are putting to good use one of the most common strategies I employ in my alliance. Makes me glad that I didn't share the less common strategies otherwise you guys would be taking my ideas as well. Anyways good luck in your alliance.
 

Pistolero

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Currently on a hot streak while non-stop warring. Our supply wagons serve bottomless platters of bacon-wrapped shrimp, and Tuesday night is Ladies Night! Get in here and be all you can be.
 

Pistolero

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Now warring non-stop as we leave a trail of celebratory nachos and wailing women in our wake. Join up now for some extra war booty.
 
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