Global Union is Now Recruiting Active Players!

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Bump, bump.

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Come join us at Global Union where every bit of skill, morale, and pride is beaten into each and every ally, even it's "so called leader", every day. Here at Global Union, you'll experience the pinnacle of success and all things good. The absolute summit of raw talent and charm at Global Union provides a gaming experience that many compare to losing their virginity, falling in love, or a spiritual experience similar to mescaline. Our qualified technicians will guide you to a role that's just right for you. And, if you act now, you'll receive a free psychic reading, Lindor truffles, and the personal greeting on your voicemail done by Morgan Freeman!!! Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity. Operators standing by...

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

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A little over the hump in this war, and Global Union has a commanding lead. Nothing further...

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

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Third consecutive victory for Global Union! Come join a cohesive and rapidly growing team of heavy hitters!

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Global Union is seeking talent above age or level. Please join a proud and well organized alliance of talented players.

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

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Global Union dominating its fourth consecutive war. Drop in on us, you'll want to stick around. A great team of bright, funny, and down to earth people is in need of your talent.

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

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Fourth consecutive victory for Global Union!

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Bump, bump.

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Another perfect score for Global Union...that is all.

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

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Fifth consecutive victory for Global Union!

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

^^^^^|~~|^^^^^

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Back up to the top, please. Thank you.

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Back to the summit...

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

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Back to back is a badass fact. Sixth consecutive victory for Global Union!

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Help, I'm drowning in a sea of recruitment posts!

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Back up to the top of the heap.

 

[Empire]

Friendly bump up!

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Back up to the top ^^^

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

Thank you

 

[Sir Pizzuoff]

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Back to back is a badass fact. Seventh consecutive victory for Global Union! We've got some great hitters and atomic toys. Come check us out.