Join today. West Ham United. 33 members at present.

[Hammer]

You don't need to be a Hammers fan.

It's fun, we war and we donate; lots.

Don't delay, join today.

 

[Hammer]

Join us, go on, go on, go on.

 

[Hammer]

Oh go on, go on, go on.

 

[Hammer]

you will, you will, you will.

 

[Hammer]

The most fun you can have with your clothes on.