Mysterious visitors....

[Brand Marrow]

Well I'm glad you're close by Saber , the codpiece on this magical armor has some sort of heating element in it ....is there an off switch? or some way to detach it? It is really getting quite hot....

(Why you stupid humans choose to dangle your most sensitive parts out where they can be harmed is so ridiculous and now I have to deal with this problem!!! I really do not need any further convincing regarding the superiority of my silicate skeleton to these viscous, flabby human bodies and these annoying and inconvenient pain receptors! How are you supposed to figure out what to do when your brain is hysterically dealing with all of these distracting distress signals from some dangly burning unit! GRRRRR!!!!)

Ok, I will be nice.... pretty please turn off magical armor
Than I will return Brand to you.... I promise (no I am not crossing my fingers behind my back - I am just clutching them to alleviate the pain and think of some prevarications, I mean justifications for you to help me..... )

ow!

 

[GailWho]

Geez! Makes me happy I don't have any dangling parts

 

[Saber]

I will not fall for your trickery.
Release master and I shall release the said dangly parts from the burning unit.
I was not aware of magical armour power's within that department, but now you have brought this mighty information to my attention ZAP ZAP I will use to my advantage.
There is more where that came from.
DO NOT stand in the way of a long overdue reunion between I and master ZAP for thing's will only become more heated.

 

[GailWho]

Lololol omg! I almost choked on my popcorn!!!

 

[Saber]

Whoknows, death of a mortal via a popcorn substance will fall under your doing if the release of master is not hurried along.
ZAP ZAP for you are not helping yourself, only making my plans more efficient and enjoyable than I had ever anticipated.
(Smell of burning) ZAP ZAP for good measure.

 

[Brand Marrow]

OWWWW! hmm, what's that yummy burnt sausage smell? Ohhh!?!? not good.... :/

Saber you really are taking this ZAPing business a bit too far! By the time I manage to extract my control circuits from your poor master's body, he will be in very bad shape.

OWW!! OK!!! I'm working on it... the miserable remnant of your master will soon return to you.....having received the punishment he so richly deserved!!!!


BUA HA HA HA HA!!!!

 

[Whoknows]

Voila! My mission is accomplished! Enjoy your reunion! Ho ha hah hah hah ho ho ha! (such strange sounds you humans make to indicate the completion of a cruel and malicious prank - the subtle susurrations that I can produce by vibrating my spicules are much more menacing... listen.... .... did you hear that? very menacing, yes?)

 

[Saber]

Master you are free.
I can only apologise for the pain, suffering and the limp you have developed since we finally extracted the evil from within you.
Whoknows will think twice before taking us on again.
Now come along, you must keep up we have much work to be done here.
Oh yes, the limp. Try this cooling aid and maybe this cane to help you along until thing's have settled down.
Try not to whimper so loud as you walk, it will only please the evil one.

 

[Brand Marrow]

Thanks a million Saber :/

I actually had that limp before, when I failed to put back on my decaying zombie leg properly. However, I am happy to have a cane, they can come in handy, for combat or for just for fooling around.

Fortunately, I also have stockpiled a good supply of back up body parts and most of my nerves are dead...so not to hard to replace my damaged parts

As for the whimper, that just from a hole I have in my larynx, battle wound from our war with those scottish dudes (vicious fighters!). Tried to stitch it up but didn't do a very good job I guess.

I wouldn't mind if you applied some more of that cooling aid though...



Now, what's the plan in regards to @whoknows... I think its time we taught him a lesson.....

 

[GailWho]

Aww a happy ending How nice! And Brand Marrow came out almost completely whole that's good because he's in our weekend war.