nikki bella
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Having been away from the gate for a considerable amount of time.... Constant warring is exhausting you know... We are throwing the Kings Order 2 alliance gate best ever tea party. Venue is the alliance gate so theoretically everyone is welcome, regardless of loyalties.
The Chinese, who we all know, really run the world, are bringing the tea. With nothing to drink it from, the Koreans, who are the practical souls of the eastern world have kindly donated the porcelein to create the teapots and teacups.
Those pesky French, moody and uncompromising as usual, refused to bake bread and have agreed to turn up with cheese strung around their necks. If you want cheese you have to request it 'En Francais' and bite it from the cheese string..... and If you dont like it... Au revoir.
The Brits didn't wish to discuss teaparties of any description, especially from Boston.. ... But at least we will be warm.
The Germans, who, as we all know, have their sights set on world domination, hate a party. Salt will be poured on every available surface to achieve maximum impact with minimum effort. What we call meanness, they call 'efficiency'
The elegant Japanese will supply silk kimonos, bearing in mind they are of the "silk robe.. no knickers.... " school of thought.
Think 'Facebook' is modern?? If it aint captured on print it didnt happen?? The Koreans are whores for recording every sordid deed in detail and printing it on the scrolls. Prepare to be blackmailed! These they have sent by caravan to the Romans in their fancy marble palaces.
Just so you know... The Romans are plotting total extermination of everyone attending the party with their big shot armies.
And people say size doesnt matter.......
Hopefully every nation was insulted equally and nobody will get the hump. If you do, the caravans are only too willing to escort you to nexon customer services.
Enjoy the party... (and visit us while you're at it).....
The Chinese, who we all know, really run the world, are bringing the tea. With nothing to drink it from, the Koreans, who are the practical souls of the eastern world have kindly donated the porcelein to create the teapots and teacups.
Those pesky French, moody and uncompromising as usual, refused to bake bread and have agreed to turn up with cheese strung around their necks. If you want cheese you have to request it 'En Francais' and bite it from the cheese string..... and If you dont like it... Au revoir.
The Brits didn't wish to discuss teaparties of any description, especially from Boston.. ... But at least we will be warm.
The Germans, who, as we all know, have their sights set on world domination, hate a party. Salt will be poured on every available surface to achieve maximum impact with minimum effort. What we call meanness, they call 'efficiency'
The elegant Japanese will supply silk kimonos, bearing in mind they are of the "silk robe.. no knickers.... " school of thought.
Think 'Facebook' is modern?? If it aint captured on print it didnt happen?? The Koreans are whores for recording every sordid deed in detail and printing it on the scrolls. Prepare to be blackmailed! These they have sent by caravan to the Romans in their fancy marble palaces.
Just so you know... The Romans are plotting total extermination of everyone attending the party with their big shot armies.
And people say size doesnt matter.......
Hopefully every nation was insulted equally and nobody will get the hump. If you do, the caravans are only too willing to escort you to nexon customer services.
Enjoy the party... (and visit us while you're at it).....
