Ten Bars Club

[Master Contrail Program]

Barkeep! A round of your finest malt liquor
for the house!

What do you mean 'We don't serve malt liquor.'?

*Slinks back to the dumpster behind the local gas station to pound 4-Locos.*

 

[GailWho]

Umm... we are down 2 bartenders since Ravenlord and Brand Marrow left. You wouldn't happen to want to take over would ya?

 

[Master Contrail Program]

Sure! I'm a certified mixologist.

Let's see here. Gin and......tonic? They mix?

Well. Quick with a joke, and a light of your smoke anyway.

 

[Master Contrail Program]

Dominations AI is like a box of chocolates. You never know what they're going to hit.

 

[GailWho]

Yes you do! That wall next to the opening... or meander past the towers when theirs and easier path away from it.

 

[GailWho]

I'll take anything with rum and a little umbrella

 

[Master Contrail Program]

Ahh. Cuba Libre, the fancy rum&coke!

 

[Master Contrail Program]

As long as they spend an extra two seconds jockeying around for the Goldilocks spot to attack from, even though they're already in range!

 

[GailWho]

How about when they continue to fire at that library when they are being pummeled by the mortar. I dont know about you but if I was in range of a mortar and had the ability to destroy it I wouldn't be worried about taking down a defenseless building until that bugger stops hitting me.

 

[Brand Marrow]

no, I never left, I have been sitting here playing this broken piano the whole time...

Will miss you _Flash_ and hope to join you in the world of non-dominations players soon

 

[GailWho]

You mean I've been sitting here with an empty glass this whole time for nothing! You can't leave! Ties Brand Marrow to piano bench

 

[Viridila]

no, I never left, I have been sitting here playing this broken piano the whole time...

Don't mind me again, but is there any repair man (or woman) in the club? I'm sure everyone would want to hear some entertainment, probably with some singers!

 

[Navalis]

Welcome Master Contrail Program ! There's still a limp pulse in these forums yet! I'll show you round the bar but whatever you do don't go into the back room.
We Hobbits sometimes need a lil' boost reaching the top shelf liquor so any help is appreciated!

 

[Navalis]

Ummm, I've been trying to provide entertainment here and there but the workload piles up. I'm pretty sure Brand Marrow learned on a broken piano so a new one might puzzle him.

 

[Navalis]

Don't forget the whip cream and cherry on top!

 

[Brand Marrow]

yes, broken piano has a certain melancholy, world weary tone that i have come to appreciate......reminiscent of..... slogging for 230K oil....

 

[Navalis]

New entertainment is in the works! Keep those bars shiny. No time for tarnish in this club. Now serving coconut-rum snow cones (at least until the snow melts or we run out of rum).

 

[Funks]

Don't mind me again, but is there any repair man (or woman) in the club? I'm sure everyone would want to hear some entertainment, probably with some singers!

Oi you non-10'ers need to shout two rounds of drink first before requesting anything here

 

[Navalis]

Somewhere back in the storeroom,
Dark inside
There's a Brand that I heard once scream that he found Bulls pie
Somewhere back in the storeroom,
Fussy's there too
And the door that you dare to unlock,
Really please don't do

Some day I'll wish upon five stars
And wake up where the wars are far behind me
Where Ten Bars shine like airplane props,
Everybody here is tops,
That's why I like thee

Somewhere back in the storeroom, cow pies dry
Kegs are locked in the storeroom
That's why the taps are dry
If someone back there would care to share the beer now
Then I would not cry

 

[GailWho]

Mmm! Coconut Rum snowcones!!! I'll take one!