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Ravenlord

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GailWho said:
No one likes wilty leis
I'm really, really, surprised no one has made a ''l prefer a firm lei'' joke ..... very disappointing ..... tsk tsk !
 

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Ravenlord has been mysteriously absent *looks around for Rave.
I needed a break - been feeling just a tad under the weather - been serving drinks with the one for you, one for me policy. If anyone has seen the Peter Sellers movie The Party, you'll know what l mean ..... ;)

When did we get a technicolour elephant in the club??
 
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Lolol the one who passes pink gas? Oh it's here for some anniversary thing. Don't worry it will disappear soon.
 

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I don't know if you knew this Hugh but if you say your name really fast it takes on a whole different meaning... Just sayin. 😎
 

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10 bars, nah I'm in the no bars club, far better no one cares what I say :) Just the way I like it!!!
 

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That's really cool! Where have you been funks? We miss you!

Ive been here, had some time off as needed to go into hospital (I hate hospitals, only ever been in twice my whole life >_<)
 

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Anytime you get to leave a hospital - and don't have to make a detour via the morgue - it's good!! :)
 

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There's just so much negativity in this forum lately - think I need a drink.

Brand, I'd like a margarita please ..... no wait ..... can I have 2 shots of vodka, shaken for exactly 7 seconds, then stirred with a peeled strawberry (on a platinum toothpick), then poured into a martini glass that's already been half filled with 125ml of orange juice and chilled to precisely 8.5°C - stir with another peeled, and this time unseeded, strawberry - THEN pour the contents into another martini glass while singing the French National Anthem. Garnish with a thin slice of orange peel sourced from the Amazon region of Brazil.

Chop chop my good Marrow!!

ps: I can feel the stresses leaving my body already .....
 

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Indeed indeed guys. I never had my op, they rain-checked it cause I had about 20mls of milk when I shouldve had water only. They said "Fluids" only :( SIGH, I shouldve kept my trap shut
 

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There's just so much negativity in this forum lately - think I need a drink.

Brand, I'd like a margarita please ..... no wait ..... can I have 2 shots of vodka, shaken for exactly 7 seconds, then stirred with a peeled strawberry (on a platinum toothpick), then poured into a martini glass that's already been half filled with 125ml of orange juice and chilled to precisely 8.5°C - stir with another peeled, and this time unseeded, strawberry - THEN pour the contents into another martini glass while singing the French National Anthem. Garnish with a thin slice of orange peel sourced from the Amazon region of Brazil.

Chop chop my good Marrow!!

ps: I can feel the stresses leaving my body already .....

Peeled Strawberry - rofl
 
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