Ten Bars Club

[Navalis]

Not just any pool Vixen ! This is an 'Infinity Pool'!!! Can't you see it goes on 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*Gets nailed by GailWho 's beach ball, goes under thinking 'we have grog?'... *blub blub*

 

[GailWho]

*Pulls Navalis out of the pool. Checks to see if he's breathing.* Seems ok to me.... now where's that grog?

 

[Navalis]

*spits out water*
Gee thanks GailWho you must have exceedingly long arms to reach to the bottom of an infinity pool. Now where's Ravenlord hiding that grog? No one wants to settle for Old Bob! lol

 

[Brand Marrow]

hmm, theres one part missing...

 

[GailWho]

Look what the fox dragged in lol

 

[Vixen]

Brand Marrow ... fussy kept that part as a souvenir
an imaginery infinity pool... perfection Navalis

 

[fussy]

Im holding your heart very close Brand Marrow if thats what your missing

 

[Navalis]

*Has an epiphany after being hit in the head and nearly drowning!* (another TBC song is in the works...)

 

[GailWho]

It was a beach ball for Pete's sake!!!!

 

[Navalis]

I’m upper, upper crass nigh sobriety
Nexon’s gift to forum notoriety
And I always shine my Ten Bars
I prevent them being dull
All the social foxes say I’ve got the biggest bars of all

I’ve got Ten Bars
I’ve got Ten Bars
And they’re such big bars
Shiny big bars
And he’s got Ten Bars
And she’s got Ten Bars
But we’ve got the biggest bars of them all!

And my bars are always brilliant
The bar room’s always full
And every member posts and posts again
If your name is on Gail’s guest list
We all can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got great bars to sire!

I’ve got Ten Bars
I’ve got Ten Bars
And they’re such big bars
Shiny big bars
And he’s got Ten Bars
And she’s got Ten Bars
But we’ve got the biggest bars of them all!

Some bars are gained for helping
And some for good ideas
But when they’re had for humor
They’re the bars that I like best
And my bars are always brilliant
Smiting wrong and lifting right
It’s my belief that my Ten Bars should be buffed every night

I’ve got Ten Bars
I’ve got Ten Bars
And they’re such big bars
Shiny big bars
And he’s got Ten Bars
And she’s got Ten Bars
But we’ve got the brightest bars of them all!

And I’m just twitching to tell you about them
Oh, we have a wonderful pub
Sandbag bashing
Glitches
Fresh leis

 

[Manifesto]

Whoa, this place is very quiet, but I'm to blame too.
I thought I would drop in and see who's still here.
I hear a minstrel plucking a tune in the corner over there, it must be Navalis!

 

[Navalis]

I must admit, plucking a tune with sticky spider silk is a bit tougher than I thought it'd be. It doesn't help matters when the occasional fly gets stuck in the strings!

 

[Manifesto]

I was saving that fly for later!

 

[GailWho]

You should visit the hobbit hole Manifesto Navalis is our bard. He sings lots of tunes about the glorious deeds of the Hobbit Zombies

 

[Manifesto]

The hobbit hole? It sounds claustrophobic!
But I remember spiders have a taste for hobbits!

 

[GailWho]

It’s not claustrophobic at all. Hobbits are small and so are spiders

 

[Spaceboy]

just dropping by...hey,, who has put that missile silo in our backyard ? It is already enough to see in the game, but in the middle of our roses and barbecue ???

 

[Navalis]

Vixen this is how I imagine you travel around the galaxy!
https://www.flickr.com/photos/miro78/36983234194/in/photostream/

 

[Navalis]

Oh that?! Ummm, well, our cousins the gnomish ghouls had that installed a few days back. Don't worry about it too much. Soon enough it'll be nerfed and we'll fill the blasted thing with play pen balls.

 

[Navalis]

Well, it didn't win but it got honorable mention in the contest!