Cat women is around where? She is fit, trouble but fit.
I like to be known as batman,
I really don't know why?
I got to church on Sunday's
I'm a normal kind of guy.
I don't always wear my bat boots
They leave an awful blister
But I put them on to cause a stir
When playing naked twister (Hell Yeah)
I bought a giant codpiece
I wore it the other day
I thought the girls would like it
But they screamed and ran away
I once tried to dress as Robin
But the costume was too small
It split me from crotch to neck
I guess I was too tall
Yes I like to dress as batman
It's a big part of my life
The hardest part about it
Was explaining it to my wife
But now she kinda likes it
She enjoys it in a Way
married to a superhero
Well that's defiantly not gay!!
So next time your in trouble
Get the signal out
I'll jump in to my bat suit
And give the JLA a shout