We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely hobbits here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of the Middle Earth Law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Minas Tirith Ballroom at this time. We sincerely hope that you that you join our alliance and please remember hobbits, that no matter who you are, whatever you do to war, raid and revenge, there are still some things that make us all the same:
You, me, him, them – everybody, hobbit, everybody!!
Every hobbit needs a hobbit
Every hobbit needs a hobbit to love
Hobbit to love (hobbit to love)
Merry to miss, Pippin to kiss
We need you, you, you,
We need you, you, you
We need you, you, you in the war room
We need you, you, you when my town’s on fire
Sometimes I feel, I feel a little glad inside
When my clan mates greet me, I always have a place to shine
We need you, you, you
We need you, you, you
You know hobbits when you join our alliance, hold that sword, hold that rifle, crossbow, fire it, squeeze that trigger, fire, squeeze and spray that army, give em’ all you’ve got, reinforce your army with every single nation, because it’s so important to donate that special unit to old, new, high, low and in-between.
Every hobbit needs a hobbit
Every hobbit needs a hobbit to love
Hobbit to love (hobbit to love)
Merry to miss, Pippin to kiss
We need you, you, you,
We need you, you, you
We need you, you, you in the war room
We need you, you, you when my town’s on fire