Ten Bars Club

[GailWho]

Thanks for the chocolate... Rack em up! I'm up for some 8 ball

 

[Ravenlord]

Umm ..... pssst Flash - they're all passed out or sleeping ''it'' off - any chance I can take the tank for a leisurely spin round the block ..... Oh FPS - there's pink paint on it !!!

Never mind!! <sulks and goes to the kitchen to get a cloth and some detergent .....>

 

[Ravenlord]

''Mop up near the front door please - Gail's excited - again!!'' Sheesh!!

 

[Ravenlord]

Should I be a just a tad bit apprehensive about your intentions Flash - or maybe your ''a''ttentions ??! You know, keep this up and Brand will likely throw a hissy fit - or cry himself to sleep - not sure which .....

And I can assure Empire that my feelings for you are strictly plutonic ..... in a guy sort of way of course ..... <spits, guzzles beer, rubs crotch - my own!>

 

[Ravenlord]

Hey - I'm workin' here!! Get a room !!!

 

[Vixen]

No tipping allowed in the 2 bar club - Aussie majority!! His lordship can bring the takeaway PappaRich. I like my new Foxy pic too Gail - bit like my shoe obsession - may need a new one every week. Fussy - pull up your bean bag!

 

[Vixen]

I count four bars on you - but for a fiiiine vodka I am willing to tart myself out for stars to catch up.

 

[Ravenlord]

Don't you start Empire !!!

 

[Ravenlord]

Got any OJ to go with it ??? If so I'm there!!

 

[Ravenlord]

Maggie's what people used to call, in the good ole days, a ''working'' girl !!! No wait - sorry, got that wrong - Maggie's ''playing'' the field - not working it.
That's it's, sorry!!

 

[Ravenlord]

Yeah fussy - your beans are showing!! This is a family friendly club!!

 

[maggiepie]

Vixen it quite literally just happened...but come into the new club, it's pure awesome.

Ravenlord OJ!? .......no. Man up. Drink the vodka.

Funks .....well I never! Hey, I go where the wind takes me. I can't help it everyone wants me joining their parties...or is that me just interjecting myself....wait a minute....

Ravenlord ...again....well I reeeeally never! I should slap you in your OJ loving mouth...but you'd probably like that...and I don't think you could afford it.

 

[Ravenlord]

You ''never'' - not even once??

And if you're giving away slaps I'll take half a dozen .....

 

[Funks]

Vixen it quite literally just happened...but come into the new club, it's pure awesome.

Ravenlord OJ!? .......no. Man up. Drink the vodka.

Funks .....well I never! Hey, I go where the wind takes me. I can't help it everyone wants me joining their parties...or is that me just interjecting myself....wait a minute....

Ravenlord ...again....well I reeeeally never! I should slap you in your OJ loving mouth...but you'd probably like that...and I don't think you could afford it.

HAHAHA yush, another Vodka "par-taker"? Yes I like a little nip now and then.. more of now and less of then actually

 

[Vixen]

Working on it maggiepie - but stuck on two bars... happy with my tequila and beanbags for now!

 

[Ravenlord]

So ... man up eh maggiepie ?? Care to try your hand at margaritas ''army style'' ?? (don't recommend you do this more than twice in one night)

Pour the tequila into the glass. Get the salt & lime ready.
Now, drink the tequila. Sprinkle salt on the back of your hand and snort the salt. Before the bright lights go away quickly squeeze some lime juice in your eye.
Sit back and be equally admired and ridiculed for actually going through with it.

 

[Nathan Win]

Nice club, may I join for some drinks and free food?

 

[Nathan Win]

Just realized I'm 60% there

 

[Vixen]

Nathan - 6 bars... way above the margherita machine zone! You better negotiate with the toffs

 

[Empire]

What?! I didn't say anything now....