Ten Bars Club

[Empire]

Why are you in the back room, Ravenlord? I thought you had a bar to man!

 

[Empire]

Ravenlord Why would Brand Marrow cry himself to sleep? He's having too much fun in the back room Nice to know that your feelings for _Flash_ are strictly plutonic. I was starting to get a lil insecure there

 

[GailWho]

Hi Nathan Win I'm sure you will be joining us soon... Here's a like to move you forward

 

[GailWho]

Well that's not very nice You shock me Ravenlord

 

[Ravenlord]

I shocked myself that night!!

 

[Ravenlord]

Ahahahaha - he thinks we serve food!! Other than the piece of lime in the margaritas. ....

 

[GailWho]

Shhh Ravenlord ! Now give him a like so he can join.

Of course we serve food! *Hands Nathan Win a plate of cheese*

 

[Ravenlord]

Empire - between his ill-fated mancrush on me & his adorable but doomed crush on Seraphine he hasn't had much luck on the forum - although he has finally found happiness with the hobbits & the sweeter-than-syrup Gail - I'm happy he's happy!!!

 

[GailWho]

We're all a happy bunch of hobbits

 

[Ravenlord]

No, that's not the cheese, that's last month's bla ..... oh, ... right

Here Nathan, have some er ..... cracker biscuits ...... <tops up Nathan's glass>

 

[GailWho]

*sigh* it's cheese from my French base silly!

 

[Empire]

Ravenlord - who are you talking about Brand or Flash?

GailWho is definitely sweeter than syrup

 

[fussy]

Family friendly oops.

I shall sit here quietly and compare bean bags with Vixen

 

[Hugh Jazz]

nobody likes you .. I'm in the same boat ... but I don't want to hold your hand

 

[Vixen]

Nice spread fussy.... mine is purple velvet with built in margerita glass holder .... floats in the outdoor pool bar as well

 

[Hugh Jazz]

I like a nice Monte Cristo .. and I'm not talking about the sammich

 

[redprince]

Haha, that's another club!

 

[Brand Marrow]

well Ravenlord I'm happy to hear that any positive outcomes to my various forum flirtations have been discrete enough to remain below your radar... and sorry to burst your leather bubble (ow!) but my mancrush on you is strictly platonic...just cause I think your hilarious does not mean that I want to sample your cucumber....

 

[Brand Marrow]

Just remember what the great sage Groucho had to say on this topic ''I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.''

 

[Brand Marrow]

*stumbles out of back room adjusting his zipper* ''oh sht, the whole forum's fcking here!'' *quickly shuts door behind himself and stands in front of it trying to look nonchalant*

"what!?"