Ten Bars Club

[GailWho]

Those are cool! I want one!

 

[Empire]

I want one too!!

 

[Vixen]

Me too
Can't get near that storage room as Brand Marrow and fussy died in there doing norti things.. and now it's outta bounds

 

[Navalis]

Brand Marrow "claims" he burned all the evidence. Seeing as the fire alarm didn't go off I'm a wee bit suspicious myself.

 

[Navalis]

I found them at Lowe's but any locksmith shop should have these. Well, in the USA anyway. Can't speak for availability elsewhere

 

[Brand Marrow]

reports on my demise are greatly exaggerated and what is ''norti'' about lighting candles? (aside from the unfortunate fire that burned up the room)....

 

[fussy]

Vixen its all just rumours! Not the norti bit but the fire was nothing to do with me

 

[Vixen]

passes Navalis a fire extinguisher... quick there may be life in them yet..... try and not focus on the those kinky toys they have

 

[Navalis]

Kinky? Oh my I thought kitschy!! Oh dear... And who charges a fire extinguisher powdered sugar?!? I guess we'll have a caramelized store room now.

 

[Brand Marrow]

sorry, those are not kinky toys, those are just ummmm bar decorations, you know.. for valentines day parties and such and they were on discount cause they were a bit overly norti for most discriminating bargoers... including forum bar-goers.. so they ended up in the stockroom, naturally... nothing to see here...

oops, guess I shouldn't have tossed that jug of gasoline onto the fire... thought it was full of water!....or maybe I was just paying tribute to Bowie....

 

[Vixen]

fussy got caught playing with brands bar once again

 

[GailWho]

Geez! What did I just walk into? I smelled smoke! Hey what's that on fire over there?

 

[Navalis]

Hey there is seems we have a few new faces to welcome to the TBC!!!!! In light of the current situation we will forgo the customary ceremonial act of being 'lei'd' and hastily hand out fire extinguishers!!!
So without further ado please welcome: jmemira here is you fire extinguisher! JuDomines here is your fire extinguisher! Tower here is your fire extinguisher! USA Elite Will here is your fire extinguisher! Bowmore here is your fire extinguisher! Europeos here is your fire extinguisher! Wendy here is your fire extinguisher! Max_imus here is your fire extinguisher!
Whew!!! This ought to keep you new members busy for a while. Once we get this fire under control Gail will likely make a gracious appearance to officially ordain all of you! (I hope I didn't miss anyone...) Folks please give them a warm welcome!! (no pun intended!!)

 

[GailWho]

Great thinking Navalis !!! As soon as they are finished extinguishing the fire on Brand Marrow 's bar... ummm.... decorations... I will give them the proper welcome. Now where did I put my leis?

 

[jmemira]

we just get here and you are putting us to work already! smh

 

[Mebbwebb]

Soon I will get there.

 

[Navalis]

Don't worry jmemira the fruits of your labor will be rewarded. BV123 makes a kick ass pie and he's happy to share. We're all pretty chill here when the evidence... err.... fire is all taken care of

 

[GailWho]

Oh here they are! I remember I stored them under the bar when I overheard Brand Marrow and fussy "taking inventory"

 

[GailWho]

jmemira welcome to the Ten Bar club *places lei over her head*

 

[GailWho]

Only 8 more to go!