ivan.
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- Aug 20, 2015
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1. Reach Industrial Age.
2. Realize that upgrades now take over a week, and nothing else to do while waiting.
3. Decide you still enjoy the game and may as well try and climb medals for fun.
4. Quickly realize that every battle is +1/-39 so you switch to a raiders army for one medal sniping.
5. Eventually find no opponents so you continuously two-button click searching for battles.
6. Check into a hospital for carpel tunnel.
7. Now with a wrist-brace, continue grinding towards Dynasty for the precious 2000 crown reward.
8. Finally reach Dynasty and use the crowns to switch to French, because who wouldn't.
9. Find yourself on the leaderboard and decide you may as well try and see how high you can climb.
10. Pop your broken peace treaty cherry and receive crown compensation.
11. You eventually regain your medals and climb until another peace treaty breaks and you receive compensation.
12. Nonetheless, you try again and reach the top leader ranks until another peace treaty breaks.
13. Repeat steps 11-12 ad-infinitum.
14. Realize you've devolved into a robot completing menial tasks for an artificial currency in compensation.
15. Look at yourself in the mirror and see a shell of your former self.
16. Lie down
17. Try not to cry.
18. Cry a lot.
DomiNations is love. DomiNations is life.
2. Realize that upgrades now take over a week, and nothing else to do while waiting.
3. Decide you still enjoy the game and may as well try and climb medals for fun.
4. Quickly realize that every battle is +1/-39 so you switch to a raiders army for one medal sniping.
5. Eventually find no opponents so you continuously two-button click searching for battles.
6. Check into a hospital for carpel tunnel.
7. Now with a wrist-brace, continue grinding towards Dynasty for the precious 2000 crown reward.
8. Finally reach Dynasty and use the crowns to switch to French, because who wouldn't.
9. Find yourself on the leaderboard and decide you may as well try and see how high you can climb.
10. Pop your broken peace treaty cherry and receive crown compensation.
11. You eventually regain your medals and climb until another peace treaty breaks and you receive compensation.
12. Nonetheless, you try again and reach the top leader ranks until another peace treaty breaks.
13. Repeat steps 11-12 ad-infinitum.
14. Realize you've devolved into a robot completing menial tasks for an artificial currency in compensation.
15. Look at yourself in the mirror and see a shell of your former self.
16. Lie down
17. Try not to cry.
18. Cry a lot.
DomiNations is love. DomiNations is life.