Haiku for You!

[Navalis]

Welcome to a thread dedicated to Dominations inspired Haiku poetry. Here you are encouraged to express your feelings, good, bad or indifferent, regarding this sometimes frustrating but beloved game. Let's try to keep things lighthearted okay! I'll be glad to start:

See my commando
Sneaking right into your base
He found your land mine...

 

[Ravenlord]

See Shin run
He runs fast
Not as fast as a Texan carrying a bazooka ...

 

[Magnifico]

Opening: five beats
Middle line has seven beats
Last line five again

My troops and medals
Burned away like morning mist
Network Disconnect

 

[Brand Marrow]

burning wreckage, death
TC sabotage expired
not a single star

 

[Navalis]

Dang it, dang it, dang it!! I knew that and still messed it up. There now, all better.

 

[Navalis]

Enlightenment Age
Picking on a Gunpowder Base
Oh Crap, Howitzer!

 

[GailWho]

Monotonous taps
Next, nope, next, nope, next, nope, next
Wait! That was the one!

 

[Navalis]

So very true. I often here Eddie F1 speak of this.

 

[Jester]

1 bear, 2 bear, 3 bear roam
Only 2 workers at the home.
When the family reunited,
We ouught'ta cheer with a bless.
But since gods at ain't our side
Only hopping devils get our plight.
When the work calls the brothers apart
Those cute bears again come alive.

 

[Navalis]

Okay, Okay. Anything goes geeze... Free Style Poetry it is!

 

[BV123]

1 step, 2 step, 3 step....BOOM!
I found your landmine
God damn you!

 

[BV123]

1 star, 2 star, 3 star....Bang!
A guy playing Pokemon Go knock into me
God damn you!

Ps: True story

 

[Navalis]

Maybe your alliance can start a new game: HobbitHole GO! Although I am not sure who would want to 'catch' a Hobbit Zombie... ha..

 

[Navalis]

Play Dominations
Looking to Atomic Age
My hair will turn grey

 

[GailWho]

Wow! It's going good
TC down, still have my troops
Oh Crap! Flippin crashed!

 

[Sheldore]

The War has started
You scouted like a madman
Your time has come
You drop your troops like a big boy
You are so proud watching your troops deploy
Then you are staring at your desktop.
Yup, another War crash.

 

[Rorchach]

Yellow loading wheel
Please don't crash the game on me
Don't want to retrain

 

[turmaffe]

max oil everywhere
but i need chinese tea pot
the search goes on. next

 

[GailWho]

Omg! This is sooooo true!!!

 

[ccfoo]

The start was the coalitions
where skills was tested it's now a farce
The purple blinking sales started blinking
where mercs you adore turn into cash cows
Then sprung the university
where you can leave a legacy to your children
and never knows what went in there
But who knows Churchill rode along
where armoury was understaffed and overworked
To know that you lack workers?
They decide to add the estate
where you can finally wave goodbye to your little shiny coins