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[Navalis]

We can sustain on half a brain but it is a pain

 

[Navalis]

Time for a bump!! (New song is pending...)

 

[Navalis]

This hit, that nice gold
Hobbit Zombies, that white mold
This one for them hooligans
Them war plans straight masterpieces
File in, dial in, tanks rollin’ into your city
Got bombs armed and fighter planes
Gotta bless my troops, they’re so pretty

I’m too hob (bit damn)
Called Caroone and a Just Ram
I’m too hob (bit damn)
Got Sheldore and Inhuman
I’m too hob (bit damn)
A Jellybean and a guy named Brand
I’m too hob (bit damn)
Bullvine’s pies sure smell funny, plop it down

Gail hit your hallelujah (Who!)
Moe hit your hallelujah (Hooo!)
maggs hit your hallelujah (Hooo!)
‘Cause Stonehaven gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Þråęł gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Eiliya gon’ give it to you
Slippery Hobbits are hard to spot
Can’t deceive me just watch (come on)

Can’t deceive me just watch (Arrr…)

Can’t deceive me just watch
Can’t deceive me just watch
Can’t deceive me just watch
Can’t deceive me just watch
Hey, Diddly, Hi, Ho!

Stop, train a minute
Fill my barracks, put some howies in it
Take a hit, get revenge
macahoe, get the stretcher
Ride past Kremlin, Taj Mahal,
Pyramids, Forbidden City
If we show up, it’s a blow out
Squishy when our flesh is drippy

I’m too hob (bit damn)
Called Caroone and a Just Ram
I’m too hob (bit damn)
Got Sheldore and Inhuman
I’m too hob (bit damn)
Got Jellybean and a guy named Brand
And who’s Bob (Brit man)
Threejays gonna’ make that money, count it now

Nick hit your hallelujah (Hooo!)
PK hit your hallelujah (Hooo!)
Wolvie hit your hallelujah (Hooo!)
‘Cause Ironblood gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Dbear gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Plundar gon’ give it to you
Slippery Hobbits are hard to spot
Can’t deceive me just watch (come on)

Can’t deceive me just watch (Groan)

Can’t deceive me just watch
Can’t deceive me just watch
Can’t deceive me just watch
Can’t deceive me just watch
Hey, Diddly Dee! Doh!

Before we attack
Lemmi spell it out for ya’
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up (Moan)
I says HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up

Come on, donate, get on it
If you’re Atomic then flaunt it
If you’re Sutoraiki then own it
We got swagger now, come join us

Come on, donate, get on it
If you’re Atomic then flaunt it
Well a slippery Hobbit is hard to spot
I can see that you’re squashed! (come on)

Can’t deceive me just watch (Groan)

Can’t deceive me just watch
Can’t deceive me just watch
Can’t deceive me just watch
Can’t deceive me just watch
Hey, Day Man, Whoa!

HZ Funk you up
HZ Junk you up (say what?)
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Skunky butt (smell what?)
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Clunky chunk (say what?)
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Funk you up
HZ Dinky Dunk (slam dunk!)
HZ Funk you up

 

[GailWho]

You're awesome Navalis

 

[Navalis]

Hobbits in the morning
Hobbits in the evening
Hobbits at supper time!

You can be a Hobbit
You can be a Zombie
You can make a clever rhyme!

Won't you come and join us
Won't you come and feed us
Won't you take the chance to shine?

 

[Navalis]

We can war if we want to
We can leave our bards behind
'Cause your bards don't war and if they don't war while they're still friends of mine

We can war where we want
A server they will never find
Make a match with a team from out of this world
Leave the sand bags far behind

And we can War! (Let's War!)

We deploy where we want to
They're levels high but some am I
And we never ever cheat, 'cause our team is complete
And we beat with our very first try

Say, we attack if we want to
If we don't no hobbits will
And attack in manner with your coalition banner
And attack for the just the thrill

And say, we can war, we can war
Every rally under control
We can war, we can war
We're doing it twice a week
We can war, we can war
Everyone look at the plan
We can war, we can war
Everyone's takin' a base

Hobbit wars
Oy vey, it's Hobbit war
Oh yes, it's Hobbit war

We can war if we want to
We've got all your glory in mind
As long as we keep winning, everyone is grinning
How much higher can we climb?

We can war if we want to
We can leave our bards behind
'Cause your bards don't war and if they don't war while they're still friends of mine

And say, we can war, we can war
Every rally under control
We can war, we can war
We're doing it twice a week
We can war, we can war
Everyone look at the plan
We can war, we can war
Everyone's takin' a base

Oh My, it's Hobbit war
Oh yes, it's Hobbit war
Oh boy, it's Hobbit war
Ah yeah, it's Hobbit war
Ye Haa, it's Hobbit war
Oh, the Hobbit war yes!
Well it's the Hobbit wars!

 

[Navalis]

The local zombies down the street
Are watching you tube all night long
They groan and raid those Empire maids
Who only just got up at dawn
Another Hobbit Zombie Funday
Cities burning everywhere
You can join us or you can’t complain
You're sure to like it here

See Mrs. Gail, she’s proud today
Her Hobbit Zombies are in bloom
And Mr. Az he sets the bar
He’s got a plan for every war
Another Hobbit Zombie Funday
Here where glories in demand
Hobbits rave about how good war is
And the elves don’t understand

Five Star is our goal, here in our Hobbit Hole
We made a pancake out of thee
Ahhhhhh ah our enemies all seem to flee to places far away
They need a change of scenery!!!

Another Hobbit Zombie Funday
Cities burning everywhere
Another Hobbit Zombie Funday
Here where glories in demand
Another Hobbit Zombie Funday (a Hobbit Zombie Funday)
Another Hobbit Zombie Funday (a Hobbit Zombie Funday)
Another Hobbit Zombie Funday (a Hobbit Zombie Funday)
Another Hobbit Zombie Funday (a Hobbit Zombie Funday)
Another Hobbit Zombie Funday (a Hobbit Zombie Funday)

 

[Navalis]

Soft Hobbit
Warm Hobbit
Little furry feet
Happy Hobbit
Sleepy Hobbit
Eat Eat Eat

 

[Ironblood]

Great work Nav you are very creative. Come Join HZ. You can do it. Warriors wanted S we love to war!!!

 

[Navalis]

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where hobbits sit
Puttin' on the blitz!

Different tanks and war all day
Bi-planes with stripes they fly away
From perfect hits
Puttin' on the blitz!

Blessed up like a million resource gamer
Trying hard to five star Tim the Trainer
A no brainer

Please don't mix where sandbaggers
Walk with irons and classical's
In their midst
Better get a fix

Have you breeched a wall today
Up next to the embassy
All you troops pour in thru there
With their rifles in the air
High stakes for not much glory
Five Stars stills tells the story
Spending all of my time
Nexon might hear this rhyme

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where hobbits sit
Puttin' on the blitz!

Different tanks and war all day
Bi-planes with stripes they fly away
From perfect hits
Puttin' on the blitz!

Blessed up like a million resource gamer
Trying hard to five star Tim the Trainer
A no brainer

Please don't mix where sandbaggers
Walk with irons and classical's
In their midst
Better get a fix

Blessed up like a million resource gamer
Trying hard to five star Tim the Trainer
Glory gainer

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where hobbits sit.
Puttin' on the blitz!
Puttin' on the blitz!
Puttin' on the blitz!
Puttin' on the blitz!

 

[Navalis]

Thanks Ironblood! Here's another

 

[Navalis]

A little something special for my 200th post:

Blame it on Mr. Gray
He showed them the way
A ruin on your green door I fear
The last one to know
How many would show
I was the host but
I wasn't prepared
And I was surprised
The look in their eyes
When they told me about their campaign
Said, Bilbo, we may be 13
But you'll come along (and complain)

I've got dwarves in low places.
Where the whiskers bristle
And the ale chases cheaters away
And I'll still play
I'm not big on timed races
Think I'll slip this ring to sneak past Balin
Ohhh, I've got dwarves in low places

Well I guess I was right
I don't like to fight
And this dragons never seen me before
This gems really bright
I'll hide then take flight
Make a run for the secret door
When I did come clean
Thorin was really mean
But you're still my friend in the end
And I'm sad you're dead
But I've treasure instead
Headed back to Bag End

I've got dwarves in low places.
Where the whiskers bristle
And the ale chases cheaters away
And I'll still play
I'm not big on timed races
Think I'll slip this ring to sneak past Balin
Ohhh, I've got dwarves in low places...

 

[Navalis]

Bump Bump Bump!

 

[Ironblood]

If you've got passion and drive come to the place to thrive. You will laugh learn and burn the house down. A few pancakes in war and you'll feel like a star before you now it your one of the brain eating Hobbits

 

[Navalis]

Do the Fartman

Yo! Hay! What’s eating you dude?
I’m the bull with the cow pies for you.
Suffocating people wherever I go,
It’s not intentional, just lettin’ em’ flow.

Fixin’ tractors to get the best beans.
Droppin’ my pies all over the scene.
I’m the bull that makes flatulence an art.
Last name Bull, first name Fart.

I fear today I’ve induced the next phase,
The next blast in the big Fart craze.
I got some gas, very nearly poo;
I made it with some beans, and so can you.

So shake your bowels if you’ve got the notion,
Front to back like a magic potion.
Now that your brewin’, if you think you can,
Do it to the music, that’s the Fartman!

Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Whoa!
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Squeeze it out man!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Fartman!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
Uh-oh!
Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Whoa Bull!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Whoa!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.

It doesn’t take long, just a couple of hours.
Make sure you’re not far from a shower.
Hobbits were yellin’! FART!
Gail was too,
Because I put cow pies in the brain stew.

Punishment time, in the air lurks doom,
I need a gas mask, alone in my room.
When breakin’ wind, what else can I do?
I must strike a match, so I can feel the boom!

Move your bowels if you’ve got the notion,
Whoa, I’m feelin’ the pressure baby!
Front to back like a magic potion.
Out the back, whoa!
Chaps your lips from side to side now.
Do the Fartman!
Let one slip, you sure can’t hide now.
Whoa, bovine. Ha!
If you’ve got to wipe, you gotta’ use it.
Ha, ha ha!
Like an out of tune trumpets music.
Ha Ha Ha! Hold your breath man!
You’re gonna’ start a chain reaction!
If you can cut a Fart, we’re glad you’re in our faction.

Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Oh yeah!
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Squeeze that booty!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Pee yew!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
Yeah, do the Fartman!
Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Everybody, Yeah, do the Fartman.
Shake your booty, squeeze one out if you can, man.
Squeeze it out!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Whoa Bull!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
My bad, my bad!

Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Front or the back, ought to go outside.
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Pick your hooves up off the floor, let one fly!
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Sheep can do it, pigs can do it, so can I!
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Now here’s a hot stench that’ll make you cry!

I’d rather drown! Will you stop the methane madness?!
DO THE FARTMAN!

(Butt Solo!)

Oh my nose! Bull!! Put your tail down okay!?
You can taste it… (Teeth clatter)
Yeah I did it. You heard me do it. You can smell everything!

Pfffffft!

Now I’m in the barn, feeling good to the bone,
Till my butt starts bubbling and blowing out foam.
And since they’re mine, you know they’ll blow you away.
But I smell like a flower so what can I say?

I’m out in my stall, just eating some hay,
Swiping at a fly that’s been buzzing all day.
Yeah we like Huge Jazz, he’s a big hockey fan,
But I know I’m bad, cause’ I do the Fartman!

Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Hey, every hobbit!
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Need I dine on you?
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Ewww, I’ll fart, Fartman!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
(Grunt) Squeeze it out!

Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Front or the back, ought to go outside.
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Pick your hooves up off the floor, let one fly!
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Sheep can do it, pigs can do it, so can I!

Move your bowels if you’ve got the notion,
Move em’.
Front to back like a magic potion.
Bring it!
Chaps your lips from side to side now.
Let one slip, you sure can’t hide now.
If you’ve got to wipe, you gotta’ use it.
Poopy, poopy, poopy, poopy, doo wop plop, plop!
Like an out of tune trumpets music.
Dab of doo you say ewww!
You’re gonna’ start a chain reaction!
Drizzly doo brown poo!
Hee hee hee. I’m Fartman!

Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Sling it baby!
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Ewww ungh!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Oh yeah, my bad…
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
Whoa Bull!

Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Do the Fartman.
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Ha Ha!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
Oh gas…

Do the Fartman

Move your bowels if you’ve got the notion,
You call that gassing? Ha!
Front to back like a magic potion.
(Do the Fartman)
Watch this cloud!
Chaps your lips from side to side now.
(Everybody in the barn do the Fartman)
Unghh, ewww, pttthh, Yeah!
Let one slip, you sure can’t hide now.
(Do the Fartman)
If you’ve got to wipe, you gotta’ use it.
Ha, ha stream it!
Jack your body like you’ve had too much Müeslix!
You’re might just start a chain reaction!
Sniff that fart out sandbagger! Whoop!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman!
Do the Fartman.

GO TO THE NAUGHTY STEP!!
Oh, wow, damn…

(This one's for you BV123 lol)

 

[Navalis]

12 Hobbit Zombies

For the first Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
A poached brain in a dead tree

For the second Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the third Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the forth Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Four Coalitions
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the fifth Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Five Spinning Rings!
Four Coalitions
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the sixth Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Six Bombers Bombing
Five Spinning Rings!
Four Coalitions
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the seventh Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Seven Raiders Raiding
Six Bombers Bombing
Five Spinning Rings!
Four Coalitions
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the eighth Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Eight Valkyrie Maidens
Seven Raiders Raiding
Six Bombers Bombing
Five Spinning Rings!
Four Coalitions
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the ninth Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Nine Stags a dancing
Eight Valkyrie Maidens
Seven Raiders Raiding
Six Bombers Bombing
Five Spinning Rings!
Four Coalitions
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the tenth Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Ten Extra Workers
Nine Stags a dancing
Eight Valkyrie Maidens
Seven Raiders Raiding
Six Bombers Bombing
Five Spinning Rings!
Four Coalitions
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the eleventh Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Eleven Royal Alpini
Ten Extra Workers
Nine Stags a dancing
Eight Valkyrie Maidens
Seven Raiders Raiding
Six Bombers Bombing
Five Spinning Rings!
Four Coalitions
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

For the twelfth Hobbit Zombie my true love gave to me:
Twelve Fighters Striking
Eleven Royal Alpini
Ten Extra Workers
Nine Stags a dancing
Eight Valkyrie Maidens
Seven Raiders Raiding
Six Bombers Bombing
Five Spinning Rings!
Four Coalitions
Three French Tanks
Two Field Howies
And a poached brain in a dead tree

 

[Ironblood]

If nexon gave me a third of that I would be dancing a gig for sure

 

[Navalis]

How bout' we start out of order and give you Five Spinning Rings for starters lol

 

[Navalis]

Got to bump this up!!
Hobbit Zombies Rock!

 

[Navalis]

Oh, where oh where could my zombies be?
The morgue took em’ away from me
They’ve gone to Hades so I’ve got to be bad
So I can see my zombies when I leave this world

We were out eating brains in the dark of night
We weren’t looking for a fight
There in the ally, we’re all undead
A head was left, the body had fled
I couldn’t resist, so I took a bite
I’ll never forget the taste that night
The sweetest brains, the busted skull
The bestest taste that I had last

Oh, where oh where could my zombies be?
The morgue took em’ away from me
They’ve gone to Hades so I’ve got to be bad
So I can see my zombies when I leave this world

When I looked up, a priest was looking down
I didn’t see any zombies around
Something bright burnin’ in my eyes
But somehow I found my brains again
He lifted his head to pray and then he said
“Damn you zombie now you burn a while”
I held that skull, I gave it one last bite
I found the brains that I knew I would miss
But now I’m gone, evil turned in the night
I lost my hoard, my head that night

Oh, where oh where could my zombies be?
The morgue took em’ away from me
They’ve gone to Hades so I’ve got to be bad
So I can see my zombies when I leave this world
Whoa-oh…