Do the Fartman
Yo! Hay! What’s eating you dude?
I’m the bull with the cow pies for you.
Suffocating people wherever I go,
It’s not intentional, just lettin’ em’ flow.
Fixin’ tractors to get the best beans.
Droppin’ my pies all over the scene.
I’m the bull that makes flatulence an art.
Last name Bull, first name Fart.
I fear today I’ve induced the next phase,
The next blast in the big Fart craze.
I got some gas, very nearly poo;
I made it with some beans, and so can you.
So shake your bowels if you’ve got the notion,
Front to back like a magic potion.
Now that your brewin’, if you think you can,
Do it to the music, that’s the Fartman!
Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Whoa!
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Squeeze it out man!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Fartman!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
Uh-oh!
Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Whoa Bull!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Whoa!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
It doesn’t take long, just a couple of hours.
Make sure you’re not far from a shower.
Hobbits were yellin’!
FART!
Gail was too,
Because I put cow pies in the brain stew.
Punishment time, in the air lurks doom,
I need a gas mask, alone in my room.
When breakin’ wind, what else can I do?
I must strike a match, so I can feel the boom!
Move your bowels if you’ve got the notion,
Whoa, I’m feelin’ the pressure baby!
Front to back like a magic potion.
Out the back, whoa!
Chaps your lips from side to side now.
Do the Fartman!
Let one slip, you sure can’t hide now.
Whoa, bovine. Ha!
If you’ve got to wipe, you gotta’ use it.
Ha, ha ha!
Like an out of tune trumpets music.
Ha Ha Ha! Hold your breath man!
You’re gonna’ start a chain reaction!
If you can cut a Fart, we’re glad you’re in our faction.
Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Oh yeah!
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Squeeze that booty!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Pee yew!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
Yeah, do the Fartman!
Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Everybody, Yeah, do the Fartman.
Shake your booty, squeeze one out if you can, man.
Squeeze it out!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Whoa Bull!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
My bad, my bad!
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Front or the back, ought to go outside.
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Pick your hooves up off the floor, let one fly!
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Sheep can do it, pigs can do it, so can I!
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Now here’s a hot stench that’ll make you cry!
I’d rather drown! Will you stop the methane madness?!
DO THE FARTMAN!
(Butt Solo!)
Oh my nose! Bull!! Put your tail down okay!?
You can taste it… (Teeth clatter)
Yeah I did it. You heard me do it. You can smell everything!
Pfffffft!
Now I’m in the barn, feeling good to the bone,
Till my butt starts bubbling and blowing out foam.
And since they’re mine, you know they’ll blow you away.
But I smell like a flower so what can I say?
I’m out in my stall, just eating some hay,
Swiping at a fly that’s been buzzing all day.
Yeah we like Huge Jazz, he’s a big hockey fan,
But I know I’m bad, cause’ I do the Fartman!
Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Hey, every hobbit!
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Need I dine on you?
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Ewww, I’ll fart, Fartman!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
(Grunt) Squeeze it out!
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Front or the back, ought to go outside.
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Pick your hooves up off the floor, let one fly!
Do the Fartman. Do the Fartman!
Sheep can do it, pigs can do it, so can I!
Move your bowels if you’ve got the notion,
Move em’.
Front to back like a magic potion.
Bring it!
Chaps your lips from side to side now.
Let one slip, you sure can’t hide now.
If you’ve got to wipe, you gotta’ use it.
Poopy, poopy, poopy, poopy, doo wop plop, plop!
Like an out of tune trumpets music.
Dab of doo you say ewww!
You’re gonna’ start a chain reaction!
Drizzly doo brown poo!
Hee hee hee. I’m Fartman!
Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Sling it baby!
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Ewww ungh!
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Oh yeah, my bad…
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
Whoa Bull!
Everybody, if you can, do the Fartman.
Do the Fartman.
Shake your booty, squeeze it out if you can, man.
Front or the back, ought to go outside, man.
Ha Ha!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman.
Oh gas…
Do the Fartman
Move your bowels if you’ve got the notion,
You call that gassing? Ha!
Front to back like a magic potion.
(Do the Fartman)
Watch this cloud!
Chaps your lips from side to side now.
(Everybody in the barn do the Fartman)
Unghh, ewww, pttthh, Yeah!
Let one slip, you sure can’t hide now.
(Do the Fartman)
If you’ve got to wipe, you gotta’ use it.
Ha, ha stream it!
Jack your body like you’ve had too much Müeslix!
You’re might just start a chain reaction!
Sniff that fart out sandbagger! Whoop!
Everybody in the barn do the Fartman!
Do the Fartman.
GO TO THE NAUGHTY STEP!!
Oh, wow, damn…
(This one's for you
BV123 lol)