Romance on the forum ...

Martine

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This is a story for you. The names have been altered to protect the innocent. For the purpose of this story I shall refer to the main characters as Brandy and Seraphine.

Not so very long ago, a young energetic tiny germ type thing entered the world of the forum. Full of hope and friendly words he looked around in wonder. Amazed at all the topics on discussion, he joined in. His name is Brandy. Brandy enjoys a joke, gently ribbing one of the many forum posters into an obsession that eventually required mediation, meditation and medication. But that is a separate story.

Soon the forum was filled with random tidbits and facts that no one ever knew about or possibly cared about, but that did not deter our young weird looking spore. For Brandy had a secret, a dual personality. A second account you might call it. It does not take long for this even younger being to be cast out into the cold . We shall get to this soon. For you see, Brandy had an eye for a certain lady. Which little Brandy also spotted ... both hopeful for this lady's attention, a rivalry broke out. Splitting the two until they could no longer exist together.

The lady in question, Seraphine, is a lady of power. A moderator of sorts, talented and with an icon of the most cutest vampire the two Brandys had ever seen. Irresistible drawn to her they fought. It was brutal. Cast out alone , battered and bruised little Brandy was lost. No home, no family and no chance of ever catching the eye of his beloved. Some say you can hear his cries of woe long into the night. He wishes and prays to the atoms around him that Seraphine will come across him, take him in and care for him.

Big Brandy, now free of his alter ego is free to pursue the unsuspecting lady. He tries a few different tactics to get her attention. Sabotaging the game so he can reach out to ask for assistance. He always calls for Seraphine. His smiley winky faces always present. Yet she ignores them, or does she? Occasionally he includes the big strong ever present Ironangel to disguise his now obvious feelings. Still the lady proves evasive.

A new plan is formed ... it might just work. Jealousy ... if he could get some response, then he would know what his next move might be.

He targets another forum member with great enthusiasm. Tagging along at his heels, he comments on everything he writes. It becomes an obsession in order to win her heart, he can not see how over the top his stalking of the innocent forum member has become. Unfortunately he drags in onlookers, a posse that encourages this unnatural behaviour. It all must come to an end when called out to account for his incessant lurking, he notices that Seraphine has indeed noticed this weird behaviour.

But will she find it a desirable trait in a spore type germ ... whatever he is ? She has certainly noticed him.

What will our young Brandy do next? Will his current interest in red bars be the turning point in connecting with his lady love? Or is she smart enough to see through these trivial things and see the real bug underneath. ...

We will all be watching with great interest or not give a rats arsk ..
 

Azack.Gaming

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Am I the only one who finds this a bit creepy? I do hope Seraphine doesn't feel harassed.
 

Brand Marrow

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Hi Azack, I am going to step out of character a bit to address your concern. As evidenced by most of my posts, my forum persona a major clown and more often than not what I have to say ranges from the absurd to the ridiculous and hopefully is occasionally entertaining. I have tried to ensure that it is not offensive and that any teasing is restricted to other forum members that are game for a bit of fun. If this is not the case, and anyone finds anything I say offensive or hurtful or creepy, they should let me know, either publicly or by PM and I will immediately cease and desist. I really just want to provide some silliness and its been a fun way to fill in time while I am waiting for upgrades or troop retraining and have already exhausted the patience of my long-suffering alliance friends. Yes, truth by told, my bromance with Ravenlord and pursuit of Seraphine fall into this category as well, just trying to get a laugh and stir up some forum drama. Now, if you don't mind, I will return to my forum self....or selves.....and see if I can dig myself out of the hole that Martine just threw me into, lol
 

Toast

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No I don't only find it creepy, I think it's ridiculous.
 

Brand Marrow

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Hey Toast, there is a setting on forum you can use to ignore the posts of certain members....
 

Martine

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Oh my gosh .... find a sense of humour . You don't have to read it you know.
 

Brand Marrow

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So Martine... *in slight southern drawl edged with malice* ...you have decided to attempt to spread false rumors regarding upstanding forum members and their second accounts.

Well, I categorically deny any such second account exists... and even if one did, what possible reason would I have to mistreat my own avatar, even if he was diminutive and somewhat offensive.

My lawyers along with a very well compensated group of hacks and hucksters will be looking very carefully at your posts, account activity, war record along with that of all of your allies, friends, acquaintances and primary school teachers, to see whether any of them have ever engaged in any embarrassing or even, heaven forbid, illegal activity. In the meantime, my henchmen along with their minions and their minions underlings and will ensure that my good name is cleared and my reputation fully restored. Yours truly,
Frances "Brandy" Marrowood

PS. My henchmen's minion's underlings will also engage a cadre of assistants and the assistants' apprentices along with their trainees in this effort, yes we are throwing the whole Dutch kitchen sink into this game, grootse pans, klootzak bowls, bokkelul forks and all... and, just in case you weren't clear on this point....

We never lose.
 

GailWho

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Oh I do hope there's more to this story. I'm on the edge of my seat! :p
 

Whoknows

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Are you the moderator here? there's something I need to tell you.
 

Whoknows

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There is nothing funny about this. Its life or death. I can't say more right now, gotta run.
 

Martine

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I am so glad you found the humour in my tale and have taken it as such.
 

Whoknows

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Umm, yes they do.. I don't have time to fully explain. He's bound to come back here and if he does and still has a seal....GailWho may be able to fill you in...
 

Whoknows

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I'm dead serious....why won't anyone listen to me... its only a matter of time...he's a Master... his circuits cultivated by generations of Einzbern homunculi...too much to explain and no time left... I'll find you...
 

Martine

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You sir will be thanking me soon. Did you not note that not only have I raised awareness of your desire to woo this incredible woman, the lady herself has shown interest .... at least in the story.

Perhaps a detailed apology complete with various adjectives and thank you, thank you, thank you to me are in order. Flowers and chocolates are not necessary though.

And with that ... the Hydra is slain !!! 😁😁😁😁
 
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