Ever thought about becoming a Zombie? Hobbit Zombies is the place for you!

[GailWho]

Looking for a fun alliance? Tired of hearing echos in your game chat? Are you in an alliance of people who just don't give a crap? Consider joining us! We're fun, talk a lot and there is plenty of crap... we have a resident Bull who provides it daily. Wars are conducted in a well organized team environment and are searched 3 times a week.

We are now looking for lower level hobbits to join and learn from an experienced horde of Zombies. We use Ryver app to communicate war plan and help you improve your game.

 

[Navalis]

Up every morning just to raid and rob (up)
I gotta fight my way through the resistance mobs (up)
Sounds of the mortars as they all take aim
And another plane goes down in flames
(Yeah Yeah Yeah) But it's a 5 star win when the timer ends
No ones base is safe at this time
And there's a five star win inside my clan
Thinking that the war looks fine
Ahh-da-lei-ee-ooo-ohhh (up!)

Trading my time for the game I play (up!)
Living on the Crowns that I ain't yet made (up!)
Gotta keep climbing, gotta make my rank (up!)
But I live for attacking with tanks!
(Yeah Yeah Yeah) But it's a 5 star win when the timer ends
No ones base is safe at this time
And there's a long upgrade I wait for now
To ease my offensive mind, yeah!
Ahh-da-lei-ee-ooo-ohhh (up!)

In the Shelter of my walls everything's okay (yeah, yeah, up!)
I can launch my attacks and they crumble away (crumble away, up!)
With a well place treason I can still go on
When every other tactic is gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) in my five clan they all route for me
Other clans crumble and fall
'Cause every hobbit knows we play to win
For victory it's all worthwhile, yeah!
Ahh-da-lei-ee-ooo-ohhh (up, up, up!)
Ahh-da-lei-ee-ooo-ohhh (up, up, up!)

 

[Navalis]

You get up every morning
Start you first breakfast warming
There's still 8:15 on your peace treaty
It's this clan that is beloved
Hobbits never push or shove
All the girls here always look pretty!
And second breakfast is on time
So you can eat again by nine
And start waving at Bob for more eggs
If you ever hit a wall
Look at me I'm 3 feet tall
We need to work together to play
And we'll be

Happy Hobbit Zombies (every day)
Happy Hobbit Zombies (every way)
We'll be Happy Hobbit Zombies (all the time)
Happy Hobbit Zombies and drinking all this wine
Drink Up!

If it were as easy as one star
You could be a Hobbit Bard
If you could make silly songs for you fellows
Go get that second star
Chances are you'll make the par
Since all the Hobbits here are so mellow
People see you having fun
Just making up a pun
Tell them it's the game that you play
It's the glory that we gain
As we all rise to fame
We'd love it if you'd stop by or stay
'Cause we be

Happy Hobbit Zombies (every day)
Happy Hobbit Zombies (every way)
We'll be Happy Hobbit Zombies (all the time)
Happy Hobbit Zombies and drinking all this wine

Merci, Hooo, that's right

Here's to cheer! Rockin' Zombies
Every day, when we play!
(Hobbit Rave!!)

You get up every morning
Start you first breakfast warming
There's still 8:15 on your peace treaty
It's this clan that is beloved
Hobbits never push or shove
All the girls here always look pretty!
And second breakfast is on time
So you can eat again by nine
And start waving at Bob for more eggs
If you ever hit a wall
Look at me I'm 3 feet tall
We need to work together to play
And we'll be

Happy Hobbit Zombies (every day)
Happy Hobbit Zombies (every way)
We'll be Happy Hobbit Zombies (all the time)
Happy Hobbit Zombies and drinking all this wine

Happy Hobbit Zombies, woot!
Happy Hobbit Zombies
Happy Hobbit Zombies
Happy Hobbit Zombies
Happy Hobbit Zombies (let's eat brunch!)
Happy Hobbit Zombies (then get lunch!)
Happy Hobbit Zombies
And drinkin' too much wine

Ya-Hoo
Gail's a Happy Hobbit Zombie
Iron's a Happy Hobbit Zombie
3-J's a Happy Hobbit Zombie
We be Happy Hobbit Zombies
We be Happy Hobbit Zombies
Happy Hobbit Zombies
Happy Hobbit Zombies

 

[Navalis]

I love a brainy night
I love a brainy night
I love to hear the screaming
They’re so frightened when we poke out their eyes
You know to me it tastes good

Well I love a brainy night
Such a crenulated sight
I love to feel the brains on my face,
Taste the brains on my lips,
In the graveyard’s shadows

Hobbits wash all my cares away
I wake up to my breakfast made!

Well I love a brainy night
Such a crenulated sight
I love to feel the brains on my face,
Taste the brains on my lips,
In the graveyard’s shadows

I love a brainy night
I love a brainy night
I love to hear the screaming
They’re so frightened when we poke out their eyes
You know to me it tastes good

I love a brainy night
Such a crenulated sight
I love to feel the brains on my face,
Taste the brains on my lips,
In the graveyard’s shadows

I put some brains in this cart of mine
I put the bile on my face every time!

Well I love a brainy night
Such a crenulated sight
I love to feel the brains on my face,
Taste the brains on my lips,
In the graveyard’s shadows

Hobbits wash all my cares away
I wake up to my breakfast made!

‘Cause I love a brainy night
I love a brainy night
I love a brainy night
I love a brainy night

I love a brainy night
(You can see it in my eye)
Yeah love a brainy night
(Yeah it makes me cry)
I love a brainy night
(You know Voodoo?)
I love a brainy night ooh ahh

I love a brainy night
(You can see it in my eye)
Yeah love a brainy night
(Yeah it makes me cry)
I love a brainy night
(And I love brain stew!)
I love a brainy night

 

[Navalis]

In the stalls at rodeos
I - Lasso down a cow a go go
I - Have no partner selection
Just this cowboys reflection
I'm square-dancin' with myself

Hey! - When there's not a bull in sight
Ho! - I just imagine holding tight
Well I rode so long for my lone ovation
Just to square-dance with myself

Do SA do - Square-dance with myself
Do SA do - Square-dance with myself
Well there's no partners to swing
And no weaving to ring
Square-dance with myself

Well I wanted to promenade
With a furry footed babe
But you ate my brain after the grand chain
And let me square-dance with myself

So let's circle left and right
Circle back and hold me tight
If I had the chance my whole alliance would dance
And I will square-dance with myself

Do SA do - Square-dance with myself
Do SA do - Square-dance with myself
Well there's no partners to swing
And no weaving to ring
Square-dance with myself

Well I wanted to promenade
With a furry footed babe
But you ate my brain after the grand chain
And let me square-dance with myself

So let's circle left and right
Circle back and hold me tight
If I had the chance my whole alliance would dance
And I will square-dance with myself

Do Paso - square-dancing with myself
Pass Through - square-dancing with myself
If I had the chance my whole alliance would dance
If I had the chance my whole alliance would dance
If I had the chance my whole alliance would dance
Oh oh, do SA do
Oh oh, square-dance with myself
Hub back, square-dance with myself
Swing! Swing!

 

[Navalis]

Hobbit Hobbit Zombies
Feed them Hobbit Zombies
Hobbit Hobbit Zombies
Raw Brains!

Through wars n' guts n' glitches
Hellbent for glory
Wishen' the stackers would fry

Don't try to understand them,
There's Gail n' Hooo n' Brand an
Soon you'll be zombies at our side!

Keep movin' movin' movin'
Zombies disco groovin'
Keep them zombies movin' Raw Brains!

 

[Navalis]

If you're Hobbit and you know it eat again - chomp, chomp
If you're Hobbit and you know it eat again - chomp, chomp
If you're Hobbit and you know it then your belly ought to show it
If you're Hobbit and you know it eat again - chomp, chomp

If you're Hobbit and you know it steal a Ring - my precious!
If you're Hobbit and you know it steal a Ring - my precious!
If you're Hobbit and you know it with this ring you shouldn't show it
If you're Hobbit and you know it steal a Ring - my precious!

If you're Hobbit and you know it swing your Sting - swish, swish
If you're Hobbit and you know it swing your Sting - swish, swish
If you're Hobbit and you know it they a glowing sword will show it
If you're Hobbit and you know it swing your Sting - swish, swish

If you're Hobbit and you know it do all three! - chomp, chomp, my precious! swish, swish
If you're Hobbit and you know it do all three! - chomp, chomp, my precious! swish, swish
If you're Hobbit and you know it then you really ought to show it
If you're Hobbit and you know it do all three! - chomp, chomp, my precious! swish, swish

 

[GailWho]

Chomp, chomp..my precious! Swish,swish

 

[Navalis]

All my friends are Hobbits, dig a hole
Wait for second breakfast then you know
Please don't serve any rotten food
Afterwards you can take a snooze
All my friends are Hobbits, dig a hole
Wait for second breakfast then you know
Please don't serve any rotten food
Afterwards you can take a snooze

Welcome to the room of hobbits
Who have rooms of hobbits that they fed one day, stowed away
Just because we eat a second breakfast
Doesn't mean our lunch will be too far away[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
You're loving all the meals that we're serving up to you
You're loving all the wine that we're serving up to you
You'll think, where's dessert that we're serving up to you?
But after all we've served, please don't forget

All my friends are Hobbits, dig a hole
Wait for second breakfast then you know
Please don't serve any rotten food
Afterwards you can take a snooze

We don't deal with sandbaggers very well
They say stackers have a certain smell
Yeah, it's glitchy, not to mention[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
They say Nexon smells your intentions[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
You're loving on the french fries serving up to you
You've got some weird fungus steeping in your stew
You'll think where's the pie that we're serving up to you?
But after all we've served, please don't forget
(Munch It, Munch It)

All my friends are Hobbits, dig a hole
(Munch It)
Wait for second breakfast then you know
(Munch It)
All my friends are Hobbits, dig a hole
(Munch It)
Wait for second breakfast then you know

Why[FONT=&quot] not join, you know you’ll want to stay[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]We want to keep you just to feast and play[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Now you’re inside bellies going to bust[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]See you’re changing into one of us…[/FONT]

 

[Ironblood]

Got to love a happy hobbit.

 

[Ironblood]

Great poems Nav. I'm getting war withdraw. Might need to tick the button.

 

[Navalis]

Hobbit Zombies is a great place if you're a team player with a quirky sense of humor!!! Come check us out today!!

 

[GailWho]

Who you calling quirky Willis?

 

[Navalis]

My apologies. I meant 'quaint' m'lady! Ours is a quaint place if there ever was one...
We're also quick witted, quasi-serious and quantitatively awesome!

 

[Navalis]

She comes home in the moonlit night
Brand Marrow says when’s our glory gonna’ shine bright?
Oh Marrow dear where not the pretentious ones
And Gail just wants to have fun
Ohhh Gail just wants to have fun

The game crashed in the middle of the fight
When Hooo types pretty colors trying to make it alright
Oh Hooo you know that you’re still number one
But Gail just wants to have fun
Oh Gail just wants to have fun

That’s all she really wants
Is some fun
When the World War days are done
Oh Gail, she wants to have fun
Ohhh Gail just wants to have fun

Fun Dog, has a beautiful girl
And doesn’t try to hide her from the rest of the world
She wants to be the one to upgrade her guns
Oh Gail, she wants to have fun
Ohhh Gail, just wants to

That’s all she really wants
Is some fun
When the World War days are done
Oh Gail, she wants to have fun
Ohhh Gail just wants to have fun

She just a wants, just a wants
She just a wants, just a wants, oh Gail
Gail just wants to have fun
She just a wants, just a wants
She just a wants, just a wants, Gail
She just a wants, just a wants, oh Gail
Gail just wants to have fun

When the World War
When the World War days are done
Oh Gail, she wants to have fun
Ohhh Hobbits we wanna' have fun!

 

[Navalis]

One Saturday I took a walk to Barrow Downs
I met a girl there and I’m sure that she’s undead

Zombie girl
Please chew on me
Zombie girl
My brains are free
Let’s terrorize the Shire
Just you and me zombie girl

I reached out to hold her hand
And said do you have a ring?
She looked and me and said that’s a Frodo thing

Zombie girl
Your heart is cold
Zombie girl
Hope there’s no mold
We’ll mess with middle earth
Just you and me Zombie girl

We went to the Prancing Pony out in Bree
And ordered some dark meat
The bar maid said well no, we only have it white
So we crawled up on the table and shouted Uruk-Hai!
And some bard played a Bombadil song on his lute-box
It was merry berry nonsense
And so we started screamin’
The Willow-man’s okay

She took me to the graveyard for a moonlit meal
The headstones casting shadows looked almost surreal

Zombie Girl
What is the chance?
Zombie girl
Your dad is Saruman
He’s got a Palantír
Yeah you’re for me Zombie girl

We went down to Rivendell
And laughed at all the high elves
And security elves trailed us to a magic shop
We asked for magic mojo
They said we got none here
We said if you got no magic mojo then you elves are all just dodos!

We got into her cart, away we started rollin’
I said how much you pay for this
Said nothin’ man stolen

Zombie girl
You look so pale
Zombie girl
Let’s have an ale
We’ll raise a toast to Gail
Just you and me
Eat crenulated swirls
Just you and me
We’ll visit Tolkien’s world
Just you and me
Zombie girl

 

[Navalis]

He rocks in the hobbit hole all day long
Huffin’ and a puffin’ and singing his song
All the little ladies on Bagshot Row
Love to hear the hobbit go bleep bleep bleep

Rockin’ hobbit, rock rock
Rockin’ hobbit
Bellow rockin’ hobbit
Cause’ we’re all gonna rock tonight!

Every little Hairfoot, every Brandybuck
Every little Took in the tall oak tree
The wise old wizard, the black Nazgûl
Swinging their swords singing go hobbit go!

Rockin’ hobbit, rock rock
Rockin’ hobbit
Bellow rockin’ hobbit
Cause’ we’re all gonna rock tonight!

Pretty Belladonna at the Bag-End stand
Shoed them how to war and it was grand
They started gaining glory and bless my soul
He out out-warred the Aussie and the Empire souls

He rocks in the hobbit hole all day long
Huffin’ and a puffin’ and singing his song
All the little ladies on Bagshot Row
Love to hear the hobbit go bleep bleep bleep

Rockin’ hobbit, rock rock
Rockin’ hobbit
Bellow rockin’ hobbit
Cause’ we’re all gonna rock tonight!

Pretty Belladonna at the Bag-End stand
Shoed them how to war and it was grand
They started gaining glory and bless my soul
He out out-warred the Aussie and the Empire souls

He rocks in the hobbit hole all day long
Huffin’ and a puffin’ and singing his song
All the little ladies on Bagshot Row
Love to hear the hobbit go bleep bleep bleep

Rockin’ hobbit, rock rock
Rockin’ hobbit
Brave rockin’ hobbit
Cause’ we’re all going to war tonight!

 

[Navalis]

If we still have thyme, we might still get by
Every time I think about it, the pot is dry
With bombers and the raiders, and the wars keep comin’
No time to steep easy, no time to peel roots

But I tell myself that I was cookin’ all right
There’s something in my stew that’s tripe
And I’m crazy for stew
See me go crazy, crazy for stew

My love is the simmering steam touchin’ my skin
The ginger, sweet onion & bay leaves in the wind
The whisker that stirs all of it just right
And kisses your nose in the LED light
And you don’t need to worry, you’re stewin’ fine
My clove, the pleasure’s mine

Cause’ I’ll go crazy for stew
Crazy for stew
Cause I go crazy, crazy for stew, mmm

Wild herbs n’ spices drying on the rack
What you gonna do when all your veggies turn black
Sow the seed and the seeds grow for you
Is what ya gotta do, ohh

Ohhhh crazy for stew
Crazy for stew
See me go crazy, crazy for stew

I butchered a duck last night in my dream
I caught him by a clear running stream
Hung the meat from a beam up above
Then I stewed it with chives and sweet buttered love

Crazy
Yeah, crazy for stew
Watch me go crazy, crazy for stew, oh

Crazy for stew
Crazy for stew
See me go crazy, crazy for stew, yeah

Crazy for stew
Crazy for stew
I go crazy for stew, crazy for stew

 

[GeeGee]

Hobbits do so love a tune! But from our/my experiences with our great friend @HughJazz of the Hobbit Zombies, if you are looking for a team with ace players who clearly enjoy a balance of friendship and competition, you would do well to check out Hobbit Zombies! Oh...and GailWho is an amazing leader!!! So...if you're looking for a supportive team, give them a look

Oh...and if you're in the market, we'd love to see you at The Aesir too

 

[Navalis]

Thanks GeeGee!! Cheers