Ever thought about becoming a Zombie? Hobbit Zombies is the place for you!
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Navalis
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Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Heroes that are half size
Hobbit Power!
We’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team (They’re really hot!)
We’re heroes with a bomb shell and we’re mean (They’re really not!)
When the evil baggers attack
This Hobbit gang don’t cut em’ no slack
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
GailWho raised us in a hobbit hole (She’s a radical Dame!)
Farmer Bob plows and Caroone knows the scheme (She’s on her game!)
Threejays is tried and true (HZ rules!)
And our Hooo is our enemies rue! (Watch out fools!)
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Heroes that are half size
Hobbit Power!
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Heroes that are half size
Hobbit Power!
We’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team (They’re really hot!)
We’re heroes with a bomb shell and we’re mean (They’re really not!)
When the evil baggers attack
This Hobbit gang don’t cut em’ no slack
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
GailWho raised us in a hobbit hole (She’s a radical Dame!)
Farmer Bob plows and Caroone knows the scheme (She’s on her game!)
Threejays is tried and true (HZ rules!)
And our Hooo is our enemies rue! (Watch out fools!)
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Hair foot mutant ninja Hobbits
Heroes that are half size
Hobbit Power!
Navalis
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Well I woke up to the stench of festering flesh
And the buzzing of flies in the moon light
And I found you with a bloated old brain
Your head in the Vault and heart in the Temple close by
You warred and said we are hot
We are the rising stars
Yes I know
I always knew we were
Though I’ve never been through war like that
I’ve sealed enough coffins to know you can never go back
If you’ve lost all your cool and stinking like a ghoul
Carrion
May the pest be sound of a roach upon the ground
Carrion
Carrion, carrion
So I met up with some fiends at the edge of the night
At a crypt where no one’s alive
And we talked and talked about how our units will die
All our soldiers and flights
Now I like to think
I can eat it all
To make up for the brains I’ve been cheated on
Through the highs and lows
Though we are all undead
We have found each other and don’t roam the streets
We are not all ghosts we are all zombies!
If you’ve lost all your cool and stinking like a ghoul
Carrion
May the pest be sound of a roach upon the ground
Carrion
Woah my base is on fire
But my dock is fine
After all it’s not dire
Rain your barrage down on the floor
Close the gate
Hold the Fort
Show em’ hell
No one’s ever gonna make us frown
‘Cause we are
We are rising stars
We’re inconceivable
Who do you think we are?
On our dorkest day
When our smiles will say
We will come, we will find our hobbit home
If you’ve lost all your cool and stinking like a ghoul
Carrion
May the pest be sound of a roach upon the ground
Carrion
And the buzzing of flies in the moon light
And I found you with a bloated old brain
Your head in the Vault and heart in the Temple close by
You warred and said we are hot
We are the rising stars
Yes I know
I always knew we were
Though I’ve never been through war like that
I’ve sealed enough coffins to know you can never go back
If you’ve lost all your cool and stinking like a ghoul
Carrion
May the pest be sound of a roach upon the ground
Carrion
Carrion, carrion
So I met up with some fiends at the edge of the night
At a crypt where no one’s alive
And we talked and talked about how our units will die
All our soldiers and flights
Now I like to think
I can eat it all
To make up for the brains I’ve been cheated on
Through the highs and lows
Though we are all undead
We have found each other and don’t roam the streets
We are not all ghosts we are all zombies!
If you’ve lost all your cool and stinking like a ghoul
Carrion
May the pest be sound of a roach upon the ground
Carrion
Woah my base is on fire
But my dock is fine
After all it’s not dire
Rain your barrage down on the floor
Close the gate
Hold the Fort
Show em’ hell
No one’s ever gonna make us frown
‘Cause we are
We are rising stars
We’re inconceivable
Who do you think we are?
On our dorkest day
When our smiles will say
We will come, we will find our hobbit home
If you’ve lost all your cool and stinking like a ghoul
Carrion
May the pest be sound of a roach upon the ground
Carrion
Navalis
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I’m in a crew that’s tough but sweet
They’re so fine they can’t be beat
They’ve got everything I desire
Sets the other guys on fire
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
We all come out when the sun goes down
A no-brainer makes us frown
Our members are never a downer
A treat when you come around here
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
Zombies on the beach or in the shower
But I like Zombies when they chat for hours
Someday soon I’ll finish this rhyme
Then I’ll chat with them all the time
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
Zombies in the waring times
Zombies drinkin’ stiff moonshine
Sand baggers just can’t see
All it means to be Zombies!
Zombies in the waring times
Zombies drinkin’ stiff moonshine
Sand baggers just can’t see
All it means to be Zombies!
(Grr, Grr, Grr, Grr!)
All it means to be Zombies!
(Grr, Grr, Grr, Grr!)
All it means to be Zombies!
They’re so fine they can’t be beat
They’ve got everything I desire
Sets the other guys on fire
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
We all come out when the sun goes down
A no-brainer makes us frown
Our members are never a downer
A treat when you come around here
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
Zombies on the beach or in the shower
But I like Zombies when they chat for hours
Someday soon I’ll finish this rhyme
Then I’ll chat with them all the time
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
I like Zombies
Zombies in the waring times
Zombies drinkin’ stiff moonshine
Sand baggers just can’t see
All it means to be Zombies!
Zombies in the waring times
Zombies drinkin’ stiff moonshine
Sand baggers just can’t see
All it means to be Zombies!
(Grr, Grr, Grr, Grr!)
All it means to be Zombies!
(Grr, Grr, Grr, Grr!)
All it means to be Zombies!
GeeGee
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Hey! It's me GeeGee, just doing my bit for community engagement!
Having had the pleasure of 'fighting' this wonderfully creative team I only have great things to say about the Hobbit Zombies!!!
If you are looking for a team who will provide support fun and an environment...well, two actually (see Tree Fort) that will enable you to grow, then look no further than the Hobbit Zombies!!!
Superb leadership, astonishly efficient war machines and a players with a true sense of humour! I could go on..but hey, y'all have heard tale of the Hobbit Zombies, right
Hey! It's me GeeGee, just doing my bit for community engagement!
Having had the pleasure of 'fighting' this wonderfully creative team I only have great things to say about the Hobbit Zombies!!!
If you are looking for a team who will provide support fun and an environment...well, two actually (see Tree Fort) that will enable you to grow, then look no further than the Hobbit Zombies!!!
Superb leadership, astonishly efficient war machines and a players with a true sense of humour! I could go on..but hey, y'all have heard tale of the Hobbit Zombies, right
Navalis
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The War Base
Give me a tactic for my stronghold
I ain’t got time to make my troops load
Though losing days are bleak
We’re on a winning streak
My war base just got a lot better
I don’t care how many crowns I got to spend
Can’t stand to war with a sand bag again
Though losing days are bleak
We’re on a winning streak
My war base just got a lot better
Well my war base is better
I said that you couldn’t five star it no more
Donate to me mister why don’t you ever
Make it one more
Whatcha’ say?
I don’t care how much I’ve upgraded
I’ve gone the hobbit way, gonna fight all day and win again
Oh the losing days are gone
I’m building Rome, yeah
Well my war base just got a lot better
Yeah!
Well my war base is better
I said that you couldn’t five star me no more
Oh listen to me mister mine tips the scale
My alliance won’t fail
Wanna play?
Give me a tactic for my stronghold
I ain’t got time to make my troops load
Though losing days are bleak
We’re on a winning streak
Hey, my war base just got a lot better
My war base got a lot better
My war base got a lot better
My war base got a lot better
Give me a tactic for my stronghold
I ain’t got time to make my troops load
Though losing days are bleak
We’re on a winning streak
My war base just got a lot better
I don’t care how many crowns I got to spend
Can’t stand to war with a sand bag again
Though losing days are bleak
We’re on a winning streak
My war base just got a lot better
Well my war base is better
I said that you couldn’t five star it no more
Donate to me mister why don’t you ever
Make it one more
Whatcha’ say?
I don’t care how much I’ve upgraded
I’ve gone the hobbit way, gonna fight all day and win again
Oh the losing days are gone
I’m building Rome, yeah
Well my war base just got a lot better
Yeah!
Well my war base is better
I said that you couldn’t five star me no more
Oh listen to me mister mine tips the scale
My alliance won’t fail
Wanna play?
Give me a tactic for my stronghold
I ain’t got time to make my troops load
Though losing days are bleak
We’re on a winning streak
Hey, my war base just got a lot better
My war base got a lot better
My war base got a lot better
My war base got a lot better
richardaparker79
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Navalis
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Oh the dwarves don't care
If we drink our beer
And the elves don't mind
If we just unwind
You know gnomes like there mead
With a little bit of weed
And the pixy's sniffing flowers all day long
But a Hobbit always cares
So we fill our halls with cheer
And celebrate what binds
If you stop by you will find
You'll have every waking need
We all help Hobbits succeed
And the bar maids always serving all day long
And we Hobbits always share
Donations are not to fear
It's what we do we're kind
Just helping with the grind
We're not like any other breed
And we look good sporting tweed
And the chef is cooking breakfast all day long
If we drink our beer
And the elves don't mind
If we just unwind
You know gnomes like there mead
With a little bit of weed
And the pixy's sniffing flowers all day long
But a Hobbit always cares
So we fill our halls with cheer
And celebrate what binds
If you stop by you will find
You'll have every waking need
We all help Hobbits succeed
And the bar maids always serving all day long
And we Hobbits always share
Donations are not to fear
It's what we do we're kind
Just helping with the grind
We're not like any other breed
And we look good sporting tweed
And the chef is cooking breakfast all day long
Navalis
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Glad you like all the songs DomiNationsVigiles . One of my favorites is on page 13 of the 'Ten Bars Club' thread in General Discussion 
Navalis
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When I waddle on by, girls be serving me cherry pie
I chew to the beat
Waddle on the street like a hairfoot freak, yeah!
Let the Guinness flow, foamy head, I’m out of control
It’s Suto, with a big ol’ grin
It’s like Hooo rocked it at the club
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
When I walk in the hole, this is what I see
Every hobbit stops and they leering at me
I got passion fruit on plates
And I ain’t afraid to share it (share it, share it)
I’m Zombie an I know it
I’m Zombie an I know it
When I sport a ring, security just can’t seem to see
When I go buffet, I got six plates trying to stuff my cheeks
This is my bread roll, ladies let the butter flow
We shuffle to the bar, Gail don’t be nervous
No Bars, no Stars and I still get serviced
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
When I walk in the hole, this is what I see
Every hobbit stops and they leering at me
I got passion fruit on plates
And I ain’t afraid to share it (share it, share it)
I’m Zombie an I know it
I’m Zombie an I know it
Pigging out! Pigging out!
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, yeah!
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, yeah!
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, yeah!
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, yeah!
Do the gobble man
Do the gobble man
I’m Zombie and I know it
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
I’m Zombie and I know it!
I chew to the beat
Waddle on the street like a hairfoot freak, yeah!
Let the Guinness flow, foamy head, I’m out of control
It’s Suto, with a big ol’ grin
It’s like Hooo rocked it at the club
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
When I walk in the hole, this is what I see
Every hobbit stops and they leering at me
I got passion fruit on plates
And I ain’t afraid to share it (share it, share it)
I’m Zombie an I know it
I’m Zombie an I know it
When I sport a ring, security just can’t seem to see
When I go buffet, I got six plates trying to stuff my cheeks
This is my bread roll, ladies let the butter flow
We shuffle to the bar, Gail don’t be nervous
No Bars, no Stars and I still get serviced
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
When I walk in the hole, this is what I see
Every hobbit stops and they leering at me
I got passion fruit on plates
And I ain’t afraid to share it (share it, share it)
I’m Zombie an I know it
I’m Zombie an I know it
Pigging out! Pigging out!
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, yeah!
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, yeah!
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, yeah!
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, yeah!
Do the gobble man
Do the gobble man
I’m Zombie and I know it
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
Girl look at that hobbit
I twerk out!
I’m Zombie and I know it!
Navalis
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Creep out and touch brain
Your own personal zombie
Someone to eat your brains
Someone who stains
Your own personal zombie
Someone to boil you brains
Someone who strains
Playing alone
Do you feel unknown
Don’t bemoan
No need to atone
Ask for a donation
We’ll make you a sensation
Take second lunch
After we get brunch
Barbecue ribs
Will you need a bib
Zombies deliver
We’re all happy givers
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out and touch brain
Your own personal zombie
Someone to eat your brains
Someone who stains
Your own personal zombie
Someone to boil you brains
Someone who strains
Playing alone
Do you feel unknown
Don’t bemoan
No need to atone
Ask for a donation
We’ll make you a sensation
Zombies deliver
We’re all happy givers
Creep out and touch brain
Your own personal zombie
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out creep out
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out and touch brain
Your own personal zombie
Someone to eat your brains
Someone who stains
Your own personal zombie
Someone to boil you brains
Someone who strains
Playing alone
Do you feel unknown
Don’t bemoan
No need to atone
Ask for a donation
We’ll make you a sensation
Take second lunch
After we get brunch
Barbecue ribs
Will you need a bib
Zombies deliver
We’re all happy givers
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out and touch brain
Your own personal zombie
Someone to eat your brains
Someone who stains
Your own personal zombie
Someone to boil you brains
Someone who strains
Playing alone
Do you feel unknown
Don’t bemoan
No need to atone
Ask for a donation
We’ll make you a sensation
Zombies deliver
We’re all happy givers
Creep out and touch brain
Your own personal zombie
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out creep out
Creep out and touch brain
Creep out and touch brain
Navalis
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Each time that I log on
My goods and gold are gone
They raid right through my base
Presuming that they own the place
And now I’m stuck in a glitch
Nexon is spinning
No, I won’t pay to play
Sorry I can’t war right now
I’m walking in a Hobbit Hole
So leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
I like good porridge, so leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
They’re invading though land mines and
They’re breaking my fun time
Just need a moment to strike back
An open window to attack
It’s Dominations, a Hobbit Zombie invasion
I’m planning escapades
Sorry I can’t war right now
I’m walking in a Hobbit Hole
So leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
I like good porridge, so leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
And it’s on display
I scream at replays
No matter who raids
I’m gonna scream at replays
Now I’m in too deep
This passageway’s getting steep
My troops are all dead meat
Should I take the Atomic leap
Sorry I can’t war right now
I’m walking in a Hobbit Hole
So leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
I like good glory, so fill my stronghold
And I’ll get you back
And it’s on display
I scream at replays
No matter who raids
I’m gonna scream at replays
Ohhhh Hobbit Holes
Leave me breakfast and I’ll call you back
I’m walking in a Hobbit Hole
So feed me second breakfast then attack
And it’s on display
I scream at replays
No matter who raids
I’m gonna scream at replays
And it’s on display
I scream at replays
No matter Hooo raids
I’m gonna scream at replays
I’m drinking in a Hobbit Hole
So pour another
And I’ll pay you back
I’m thinking in a Hobbit Hole
Free my mind
And I’ll pay you back
I’m spelunking in a Hobbit Hole
Take my slack
And I’ll belay you back
I’m freaking in a Hobbit Hole
Calm my nerves
And I’ll pay you back
I’m sleeping in a Hobbit Hole
Get my blanket
And I’ll pay you back
I’m fighting for this Hobbit Hole
Fetch my armies
Cause I’ve got your back
My goods and gold are gone
They raid right through my base
Presuming that they own the place
And now I’m stuck in a glitch
Nexon is spinning
No, I won’t pay to play
Sorry I can’t war right now
I’m walking in a Hobbit Hole
So leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
I like good porridge, so leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
They’re invading though land mines and
They’re breaking my fun time
Just need a moment to strike back
An open window to attack
It’s Dominations, a Hobbit Zombie invasion
I’m planning escapades
Sorry I can’t war right now
I’m walking in a Hobbit Hole
So leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
I like good porridge, so leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
And it’s on display
I scream at replays
No matter who raids
I’m gonna scream at replays
Now I’m in too deep
This passageway’s getting steep
My troops are all dead meat
Should I take the Atomic leap
Sorry I can’t war right now
I’m walking in a Hobbit Hole
So leave me breakfast
And I’ll pay you back
I like good glory, so fill my stronghold
And I’ll get you back
And it’s on display
I scream at replays
No matter who raids
I’m gonna scream at replays
Ohhhh Hobbit Holes
Leave me breakfast and I’ll call you back
I’m walking in a Hobbit Hole
So feed me second breakfast then attack
And it’s on display
I scream at replays
No matter who raids
I’m gonna scream at replays
And it’s on display
I scream at replays
No matter Hooo raids
I’m gonna scream at replays
I’m drinking in a Hobbit Hole
So pour another
And I’ll pay you back
I’m thinking in a Hobbit Hole
Free my mind
And I’ll pay you back
I’m spelunking in a Hobbit Hole
Take my slack
And I’ll belay you back
I’m freaking in a Hobbit Hole
Calm my nerves
And I’ll pay you back
I’m sleeping in a Hobbit Hole
Get my blanket
And I’ll pay you back
I’m fighting for this Hobbit Hole
Fetch my armies
Cause I’ve got your back
