GailWho
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Ever thought about becoming a Zombie? Hobbit Zombies is the place for you!
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Navalis
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Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it
(Bit it!)
Grrr, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Grrr, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Trip up on this!
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it (Ow, trip up on this)
Ah, squish it (Trip up on this)
Grrr Baby
Hobbit Zombies here
Hob, Hob, Hob, Hobbit Zombies here
Hob, Hob, Hob, Hob, Hobbit Zombies here
Hobbit, Hobbit, Hobbit Zombies here
Hob, Hob, Hob, Hobbit Zombies here
(Now plan a minute, y’all; this war ain’t for everybody
Only the smelly hobbits
So all the fly maggots, get on out there and squirm
Squirm I say!)
Hobbit Zombies here and we’re feeling blessed
Want you to squish it Gail
Dormant by day then at night stinkin’ up a mess
C’mon team, let’s show em’ all how we soar
How to become number one in a contested war
Now squish it
Ah, squish it, squish it good
Ah, squish it, squish it real good
Ah, squish it, squish it good
Ah, squish it, sq-squish it real good
Hey Cow!
Squish it good!
Grrr, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Grrr, baby, baby
Who got da rabies?
Squish it good
Squish it real good
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it
Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-z
Guess who? Come here pop me a cyst
Better tasting brains are hardly ever missed
Can’t you feel the cortex plump and hard like I wish you would?
Now squish it
Squish it good
Squish it real good
Squish it good
Sq-squish it real good!
Ahhgg, squish it
Slip up on this
Arrrr, slip up on this
Ohhh Err, trip up on this
Owww, trip up on this
(Bit it!)
Oye! You really got me chewin’
You got me so I don’t know where I’m pooin’
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it
Oye! You really got me chewin’
You got me so I don’t know where I’m pooin’
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it
Ack..
Ah, squish it
Squish it, squish it, squish it
Squish it, squish squish squish it, squish it
Squish it, squish it, squish it, squish it
Squish it, squish it, squish it, squish it
Ah, squish it
(Bit it!)
Grrr, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Grrr, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Trip up on this!
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it (Ow, trip up on this)
Ah, squish it (Trip up on this)
Grrr Baby
Hobbit Zombies here
Hob, Hob, Hob, Hobbit Zombies here
Hob, Hob, Hob, Hob, Hobbit Zombies here
Hobbit, Hobbit, Hobbit Zombies here
Hob, Hob, Hob, Hobbit Zombies here
(Now plan a minute, y’all; this war ain’t for everybody
Only the smelly hobbits
So all the fly maggots, get on out there and squirm
Squirm I say!)
Hobbit Zombies here and we’re feeling blessed
Want you to squish it Gail
Dormant by day then at night stinkin’ up a mess
C’mon team, let’s show em’ all how we soar
How to become number one in a contested war
Now squish it
Ah, squish it, squish it good
Ah, squish it, squish it real good
Ah, squish it, squish it good
Ah, squish it, sq-squish it real good
Hey Cow!
Squish it good!
Grrr, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Grrr, baby, baby
Who got da rabies?
Squish it good
Squish it real good
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it
Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-z
Guess who? Come here pop me a cyst
Better tasting brains are hardly ever missed
Can’t you feel the cortex plump and hard like I wish you would?
Now squish it
Squish it good
Squish it real good
Squish it good
Sq-squish it real good!
Ahhgg, squish it
Slip up on this
Arrrr, slip up on this
Ohhh Err, trip up on this
Owww, trip up on this
(Bit it!)
Oye! You really got me chewin’
You got me so I don’t know where I’m pooin’
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it
Oye! You really got me chewin’
You got me so I don’t know where I’m pooin’
Ah, squish it
Ah, squish it
Ack..
Ah, squish it
Squish it, squish it, squish it
Squish it, squish squish squish it, squish it
Squish it, squish it, squish it, squish it
Squish it, squish it, squish it, squish it
Navalis
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Hobbits are talking but no one says a word
Zombies making love and no one’s really scared
There’s Nazgûl in the ballroom sitting in nine chairs
Always someone upgrading and cities going strong
There’s always someone donating cooking troops to fill the pot
They’re struggling back in Gunpowder so give em’ what you got
They’re struggling back in Gunpowder so give em’ what you got
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Strange wars indeed
Strange wars indeed
Everybody’s scouting, who’s makin’ the first move?
Even the beginners
Still don’t want to lose
There’s a little yellow wall around the base of Hooo
Everybody struggles to bring it to the ground
Every hobbit’s cheering as our defense is sound
There’s a taste of fleeting glory you just got to stick around
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Strange wars indeed
Most fusilier
Tata
Every city’s smoking and no one lost a crown
Every fighter’s flying and never got shot down
There’s glitches in Alliance Gates and I ain’t to surprised
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Strange wars indeed
Most fusilier
Tata
Zombies making love and no one’s really scared
There’s Nazgûl in the ballroom sitting in nine chairs
Always someone upgrading and cities going strong
There’s always someone donating cooking troops to fill the pot
They’re struggling back in Gunpowder so give em’ what you got
They’re struggling back in Gunpowder so give em’ what you got
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Strange wars indeed
Strange wars indeed
Everybody’s scouting, who’s makin’ the first move?
Even the beginners
Still don’t want to lose
There’s a little yellow wall around the base of Hooo
Everybody struggles to bring it to the ground
Every hobbit’s cheering as our defense is sound
There’s a taste of fleeting glory you just got to stick around
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Strange wars indeed
Most fusilier
Tata
Every city’s smoking and no one lost a crown
Every fighter’s flying and never got shot down
There’s glitches in Alliance Gates and I ain’t to surprised
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Nobody told me there’d be wars like these
Strange wars indeed
Most fusilier
Tata
Navalis
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H Z, I got something really important to give you
So gather round and listen
Z, you know we’ve been a team for such a long time (such a long time)
And now I’m ready to play it all the time
(Woo Woo Woo!)
You know it’s war time and my army just won’t hide
Got a special donation so you know what’s on my mind
A gift really hairy, so take of the top
Take a look inside – it’s a Hobbit in a box!
Not gonna get you the One Ring
That sort of gift needs a Sting
Not gonna get you a fancy plane
Z ya gotta know there’s so much to gain
Not gonna get you a hole in the hills
Alliances like you need something real
Wanna get you something from the Shire
Something special Z
It’s a Hobbit in a box, a Hobbit in a box team!
It’s a Hobbit in a box, a Hobbit in a box H Z
See I’m wile enough to know when a Hobbit needs givin’ (yeah!)
And I got the furriest one, so everyone knows we are second to none
To all the players out there with leaders to impress
It’s simple to do just climb these steps:
1: Cut a hole in a box (so they can breathe!)
2: Put your Hobbit in the box (with food and water!)
3: Make em’ open the box (what a surprise!)
Now that’s the way you do it
It’s a Hobbit in a box, a Hobbit in a box team!
It’s a Hobbit in a box, a Hobbit in a box H Z
Ryver; Hobbit in a box
Forum; Hobbit in a box
Game Chat; Hobbit in a box
Every single platform a Hobbit in a box
Over at your City Center a Hobbit in a box
Mid-day at Alliance Gate a Hobbit in a box
Back rooms at BHG a Hobbit in a box
(Fuzzy-wuzzy-wuzzy-wuzzy-wuzzy)
A Hobbit in a box!
So gather round and listen
Z, you know we’ve been a team for such a long time (such a long time)
And now I’m ready to play it all the time
(Woo Woo Woo!)
You know it’s war time and my army just won’t hide
Got a special donation so you know what’s on my mind
A gift really hairy, so take of the top
Take a look inside – it’s a Hobbit in a box!
Not gonna get you the One Ring
That sort of gift needs a Sting
Not gonna get you a fancy plane
Z ya gotta know there’s so much to gain
Not gonna get you a hole in the hills
Alliances like you need something real
Wanna get you something from the Shire
Something special Z
It’s a Hobbit in a box, a Hobbit in a box team!
It’s a Hobbit in a box, a Hobbit in a box H Z
See I’m wile enough to know when a Hobbit needs givin’ (yeah!)
And I got the furriest one, so everyone knows we are second to none
To all the players out there with leaders to impress
It’s simple to do just climb these steps:
1: Cut a hole in a box (so they can breathe!)
2: Put your Hobbit in the box (with food and water!)
3: Make em’ open the box (what a surprise!)
Now that’s the way you do it
It’s a Hobbit in a box, a Hobbit in a box team!
It’s a Hobbit in a box, a Hobbit in a box H Z
Ryver; Hobbit in a box
Forum; Hobbit in a box
Game Chat; Hobbit in a box
Every single platform a Hobbit in a box
Over at your City Center a Hobbit in a box
Mid-day at Alliance Gate a Hobbit in a box
Back rooms at BHG a Hobbit in a box
(Fuzzy-wuzzy-wuzzy-wuzzy-wuzzy)
A Hobbit in a box!
Navalis
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How many special hobbits change?
How many units lack the range?
Where were you while we were flying high?
Zombies marching off to war
Faster than an armored car
Where were you while we were flying high?
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination we will strive
Wake up and train and then go play
A general dreams of glory days
Swipe that oil away from their cache
Zombies marching off to war
Faster than an armored car
Where were you while we were flying high?
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination we will strive
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination
A campaign domination
Cause we won’t concede
Then we’re gonna get a win from the sandbags
But Hobbit Zombies never die
The circle’s spinning round we don’t know why
Why-why-why-why-iii…
How many special hobbits change?
How many units lack the range?
Where were you while we were flying high?
Zombies marching off to war
Faster than an armored car
Where were you while we were flying high?
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination we will strive
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination
A campaign supernova
Cause we won’t concede
Then we’re gonna get a win from the sandbags
But Hobbit Zombies never die
The circle’s spinning round we don’t know why
Why-why-why
How many special hobbits change?
How many units lack the range?
Where were you while we were flying high?
We were flying high
Zombies marching off to war
Faster than an armored car
Where were you while we were flying high?
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination we will strive
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination
A campaign supernova
Cause we won’t concede
Then we’re gonna get a win from the sandbags
But Hobbit Zombies never die
The circle’s spinning round we don’t know why
Why-why-why
How many special hobbits change?
How many units lack the range?
Where were you while we were flying high?
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high…
How many units lack the range?
Where were you while we were flying high?
Zombies marching off to war
Faster than an armored car
Where were you while we were flying high?
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination we will strive
Wake up and train and then go play
A general dreams of glory days
Swipe that oil away from their cache
Zombies marching off to war
Faster than an armored car
Where were you while we were flying high?
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination we will strive
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination
A campaign domination
Cause we won’t concede
Then we’re gonna get a win from the sandbags
But Hobbit Zombies never die
The circle’s spinning round we don’t know why
Why-why-why-why-iii…
How many special hobbits change?
How many units lack the range?
Where were you while we were flying high?
Zombies marching off to war
Faster than an armored car
Where were you while we were flying high?
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination we will strive
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination
A campaign supernova
Cause we won’t concede
Then we’re gonna get a win from the sandbags
But Hobbit Zombies never die
The circle’s spinning round we don’t know why
Why-why-why
How many special hobbits change?
How many units lack the range?
Where were you while we were flying high?
We were flying high
Zombies marching off to war
Faster than an armored car
Where were you while we were flying high?
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination we will strive
Someday we will get there
Caught up in the glory
For a campaign domination
A campaign supernova
Cause we won’t concede
Then we’re gonna get a win from the sandbags
But Hobbit Zombies never die
The circle’s spinning round we don’t know why
Why-why-why
How many special hobbits change?
How many units lack the range?
Where were you while we were flying high?
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high
We were flying high…
Navalis
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WooHoo! This is your Domination
WooHoo! This is your Domination
Dominate this time, come on! (Let’s Dominate)
Dominate this time, come on! (Let’s Dominate)
There’s a battle goin’ on right here
A Domination that blasts throughout the years
So bring your allies, coalitions too
We gonna’ Dominate and donate to you
Attack now
Domination
Let’s all dominate and earn some glory
Domination
We gonna’ dominate and have a good time
It’s time to war together
Watching replays, that was clever
Every Hobbit in the world
Come on!
WooHoo! It’s our Dominations
WooHoo!
Dominate this time, come on!
It’s our Dominations
Dominate this time, come on!
Let’s Dominate
We’re gonna’ fight a good war tonight
Let’s Dominate, it’s alright
We’re gonna’ fight a good war tonight
Let’s Dominate, it’s alright
Baby
We’re gonna’ fight a good war tonight
Let’s Dominate, it’s alright
We’re gonna’ fight a good war tonight
Let’s Dominate, it’s alright
WooHoo!
WooHoo!
Dominate this time, come on! (Let’s Dominate)
Dominate this time, come on!
It’s our Dominations!
Dominate this time, come on! (Let’s Dominate)
Come on a Dominate, good wars, tonight (Dominate good wars, come on!)
‘Cause every Hobbit’s filled with righteous might!
Let’s Dominate (Dominate good wars, come on!)
(Let’s Dominate…)
WooHoo! This is your Domination
Dominate this time, come on! (Let’s Dominate)
Dominate this time, come on! (Let’s Dominate)
There’s a battle goin’ on right here
A Domination that blasts throughout the years
So bring your allies, coalitions too
We gonna’ Dominate and donate to you
Attack now
Domination
Let’s all dominate and earn some glory
Domination
We gonna’ dominate and have a good time
It’s time to war together
Watching replays, that was clever
Every Hobbit in the world
Come on!
WooHoo! It’s our Dominations
WooHoo!
Dominate this time, come on!
It’s our Dominations
Dominate this time, come on!
Let’s Dominate
We’re gonna’ fight a good war tonight
Let’s Dominate, it’s alright
We’re gonna’ fight a good war tonight
Let’s Dominate, it’s alright
Baby
We’re gonna’ fight a good war tonight
Let’s Dominate, it’s alright
We’re gonna’ fight a good war tonight
Let’s Dominate, it’s alright
WooHoo!
WooHoo!
Dominate this time, come on! (Let’s Dominate)
Dominate this time, come on!
It’s our Dominations!
Dominate this time, come on! (Let’s Dominate)
Come on a Dominate, good wars, tonight (Dominate good wars, come on!)
‘Cause every Hobbit’s filled with righteous might!
Let’s Dominate (Dominate good wars, come on!)
(Let’s Dominate…)
Navalis
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And you left me, to rot
What’d you want from me?
And I tried to bite your pretty mind, but you stand too high
Baby you haunt me like oh!
My body just falls apart
So can you animate me?
And march me off to war
Baby you haunt me like Booo Ohhh!
Don’t you stop summoning me
Don’t quit summoning me
Just start summoning me
Oh, my baby I’m fungal and fuzzy
When I get close to you
Can we plague someone’s base?
And I march for miles just to get a taste
Must be mold on the brain
That’s got me squealing this way
It’s glory and gold and on French cheese that’s old
And I can’t grow enough
Must be mold on the brain bleah…
And it’s branching mycelium
Oh now there go my spores, see them drift out the door
And I can’t grow enough
Must be mold on the brain
Baby, keep feeding me
Just culture me, yeah
Just culture me
All you need to do is dust me, yeah
Got me like goo-gah-eww-ahh!
I’m wired to be spread like pathogen
What do I gotta do to rot your Hobbit Zombie heart?
Baby like ahh, gross, ewww
Don’t stop spreading me
Don’t quit spreading me
Just start spreading me
Oh, my baby I’m fungal and fuzzy
When I get close to you
Can we defile their base?
And I march for miles just to get a taste
Must be mold on the brain
That’s got me squealing this way
It’s in food and on timber and stinky Limburger
And I can’t grow enough
Must be mold on the brain bleah…
And it’s branching mycelium
Oh now there go my spores, see them drift out the door
And I can’t grow enough
Must be mold on the brain
What’d you want from me?
And I tried to bite your pretty mind, but you stand too high
Baby you haunt me like oh!
My body just falls apart
So can you animate me?
And march me off to war
Baby you haunt me like Booo Ohhh!
Don’t you stop summoning me
Don’t quit summoning me
Just start summoning me
Oh, my baby I’m fungal and fuzzy
When I get close to you
Can we plague someone’s base?
And I march for miles just to get a taste
Must be mold on the brain
That’s got me squealing this way
It’s glory and gold and on French cheese that’s old
And I can’t grow enough
Must be mold on the brain bleah…
And it’s branching mycelium
Oh now there go my spores, see them drift out the door
And I can’t grow enough
Must be mold on the brain
Baby, keep feeding me
Just culture me, yeah
Just culture me
All you need to do is dust me, yeah
Got me like goo-gah-eww-ahh!
I’m wired to be spread like pathogen
What do I gotta do to rot your Hobbit Zombie heart?
Baby like ahh, gross, ewww
Don’t stop spreading me
Don’t quit spreading me
Just start spreading me
Oh, my baby I’m fungal and fuzzy
When I get close to you
Can we defile their base?
And I march for miles just to get a taste
Must be mold on the brain
That’s got me squealing this way
It’s in food and on timber and stinky Limburger
And I can’t grow enough
Must be mold on the brain bleah…
And it’s branching mycelium
Oh now there go my spores, see them drift out the door
And I can’t grow enough
Must be mold on the brain
Navalis
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On the phone that I did own
Was a ma’am who played a game
And she told us of her life
In the land of hobbit holes
So we sailed out from the dock
Till we smelled the sea of bull
And we lived beneath the hills
In our Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
And our friends are here as well
Many more of them just come to chill
And we all sit down to play
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
As we fight our wars with ease
Every donation is all we need
Breakfast buns and dinner rolls
In our Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
Was a ma’am who played a game
And she told us of her life
In the land of hobbit holes
So we sailed out from the dock
Till we smelled the sea of bull
And we lived beneath the hills
In our Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
And our friends are here as well
Many more of them just come to chill
And we all sit down to play
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
As we fight our wars with ease
Every donation is all we need
Breakfast buns and dinner rolls
In our Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
We all live in a Hobbit Zombie Hole,
Hobbit Zombie Hole, Hobbit Zombie Hole
Navalis
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Oh I’ll smell you if you want, if you really really want
So smell me if you want, if you really really want
I’ll smell you if you want, if you really really want
So smell me if you want, if you really really want
I wanna (sniff) I wanna (sneeze) I wanna (cough) I wanna (wheeze)
I wanna really, really, really wanna Ziggurat ah
If you want first breakfast, wake up fast
If you wanna sit with me, bring the corned beef hash
Now don’t go wasting our precious food
Get your Mills upgraded, get your army queued
I’ll smell you if you want, if you really really want
So smell me if you want, if you really really want
I wanna (sniff) I wanna (sneeze) I wanna (cough) I wanna (wheeze)
I wanna really, really, really wanna Ziggurat ah
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you gotta fit in this hole
(Gotta fit in the hole!)
Bacon lasts forever, breakfast never ends
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you have got to chat
Typing is so easy and that’s our vital stat
So, do you think you can fit?
Now that you know the deal
Say, can you pass me the bread? This your first meal?
(This your first meal?)
Won’t this be tasty! You should try the wine!
If you really like it, you should fit in fine!
I’ll smell you if you want, if you really really want
So smell me if you want, if you really really want
I wanna (sniff) I wanna (sneeze) I wanna (cough) I wanna (wheeze)
I wanna really, really, really wanna Ziggurat ah
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you gotta fit in this hole
(Gotta fit in the hole!)
Bacon lasts forever, breakfast never ends
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you have got to chat
Typing is so easy and that’s our vital stat
Yo, here’s the roster from A to Z
You wanna get with us, you gotta memorize this stuff
We got Þ in the cave who likes his butlered place
You got Gail like KT who like the glory
See Verci wants a slice of Brie, he likes his cheese
And as for Me, I’m three foot three
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you gotta fit in this hole
(Gotta fit in the hole!)
Bacon lasts forever, breakfast never ends
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you have got to chat
(You’ve got to chat!)
Typing is so easy and that’s our vital stat
If you wanna be a Hobbit
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, it’s Gouda!
Cram, cram, cram, cram
(Bacon lasts forever!)
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
Hey, Hi, He, Ho, Ha!
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
Cram your body full and Ziggurat ah
If you wanna be a Hobbit…
Oh I’ll smell you if you want, if you really really want
So smell me if you want, if you really really want
I’ll smell you if you want, if you really really want
So smell me if you want, if you really really want
I wanna (sniff) I wanna (sneeze) I wanna (cough) I wanna (wheeze)
I wanna really, really, really wanna Ziggurat ah
If you want first breakfast, wake up fast
If you wanna sit with me, bring the corned beef hash
Now don’t go wasting our precious food
Get your Mills upgraded, get your army queued
I’ll smell you if you want, if you really really want
So smell me if you want, if you really really want
I wanna (sniff) I wanna (sneeze) I wanna (cough) I wanna (wheeze)
I wanna really, really, really wanna Ziggurat ah
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you gotta fit in this hole
(Gotta fit in the hole!)
Bacon lasts forever, breakfast never ends
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you have got to chat
Typing is so easy and that’s our vital stat
So, do you think you can fit?
Now that you know the deal
Say, can you pass me the bread? This your first meal?
(This your first meal?)
Won’t this be tasty! You should try the wine!
If you really like it, you should fit in fine!
I’ll smell you if you want, if you really really want
So smell me if you want, if you really really want
I wanna (sniff) I wanna (sneeze) I wanna (cough) I wanna (wheeze)
I wanna really, really, really wanna Ziggurat ah
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you gotta fit in this hole
(Gotta fit in the hole!)
Bacon lasts forever, breakfast never ends
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you have got to chat
Typing is so easy and that’s our vital stat
Yo, here’s the roster from A to Z
You wanna get with us, you gotta memorize this stuff
We got Þ in the cave who likes his butlered place
You got Gail like KT who like the glory
See Verci wants a slice of Brie, he likes his cheese
And as for Me, I’m three foot three
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you gotta fit in this hole
(Gotta fit in the hole!)
Bacon lasts forever, breakfast never ends
If you wanna be a Hobbit, you have got to chat
(You’ve got to chat!)
Typing is so easy and that’s our vital stat
If you wanna be a Hobbit
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, it’s Gouda!
Cram, cram, cram, cram
(Bacon lasts forever!)
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
Hey, Hi, He, Ho, Ha!
Cram your body full and wipe up all the drool
Cram your body full and Ziggurat ah
If you wanna be a Hobbit…
kenwith17ns
New member
- Joined
- Sep 29, 2017
- Messages
- 1
QUEAZY
Know it sounds funny
But, I just can't stand your brains
Girl, I'm heaving you this morning
Seems to me girl
You know I've eaten all I can
You see I’m sick now, in my burrow! (bleh)
Ooh that's why I'm queasy
I ate you on Sunday morning
Ooh​ ​that's​ ​why​ ​I'm​ ​queasy
I​ ​ate​ ​you​ ​on​ ​Sunday​ ​morning
I wanna throw up, your brains
I wanna be free of knowing
The toxic thoughts from you
I wanna think free
Just me! Whoa, oh! Blarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!
Ooh​ ​that's​ ​why​ ​I'm​ ​queasy
I​ ​ate​ ​you​ ​on​ ​Sunday​ ​morning, bleh
Ooh​​ ​​that's​​ ​​why​​ ​​I'm​​ ​​queasy
I​​ ​​ate​​ ​​you​​ ​​on​​ ​​Sunday​​ ​​morning, blargh
'Cause I'm queasy
Queasy on Sunday morning, yeah
'Cause I'm queasy
Queasy 'cause you were an ass-brained moron
Original: Ritchie
Source version: Patton
Pathetic cry for attention: me
Know it sounds funny
But, I just can't stand your brains
Girl, I'm heaving you this morning
Seems to me girl
You know I've eaten all I can
You see I’m sick now, in my burrow! (bleh)
Ooh that's why I'm queasy
I ate you on Sunday morning
Ooh​ ​that's​ ​why​ ​I'm​ ​queasy
I​ ​ate​ ​you​ ​on​ ​Sunday​ ​morning
I wanna throw up, your brains
I wanna be free of knowing
The toxic thoughts from you
I wanna think free
Just me! Whoa, oh! Blarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!
Ooh​ ​that's​ ​why​ ​I'm​ ​queasy
I​ ​ate​ ​you​ ​on​ ​Sunday​ ​morning, bleh
Ooh​​ ​​that's​​ ​​why​​ ​​I'm​​ ​​queasy
I​​ ​​ate​​ ​​you​​ ​​on​​ ​​Sunday​​ ​​morning, blargh
'Cause I'm queasy
Queasy on Sunday morning, yeah
'Cause I'm queasy
Queasy 'cause you were an ass-brained moron
Original: Ritchie
Source version: Patton
Pathetic cry for attention: me
Navalis
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- Joined
- May 31, 2016
- Messages
- 493
These are all yours, none are for me
You put your request all over our chat and me, hmm
You said your gate was ready
For the big guns, for the world war
I’d fill your request, donating you from me
That was how you sold me
I’m giving you ug
I’ve retrained them all
You request these, oh
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Bronze no more
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Bronze no more
I have shooters, you want French tanks
You couldn’t handle the mortars firing (firing), boom!
Baby shells are firing
I would rally, you would decoy
You’ve gotta deploy, take their defense down (down), boom!
There’s just no slowing down
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Iron no more
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Iron no more
Are you ready, are you ready
Are you ready, we are ready
Are you ready, are you ready
We both know we ain’t Medieval no more
No, we ain’t Medieval no more
I’m giving you ug
I’ve retrained them all
You request these, oh
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Classic no more
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Classic no more
Are you ready, are you ready (Send my troops to your new TC)
Are you ready, cause we’re ready (Treat them better)
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t IA no more
Are you ready, are you ready (Send my troops to your new TC)
Are you ready, cause we’re ready (Treat them better)
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t IA no more
You put your request all over our chat and me, hmm
You said your gate was ready
For the big guns, for the world war
I’d fill your request, donating you from me
That was how you sold me
I’m giving you ug
I’ve retrained them all
You request these, oh
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Bronze no more
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Bronze no more
I have shooters, you want French tanks
You couldn’t handle the mortars firing (firing), boom!
Baby shells are firing
I would rally, you would decoy
You’ve gotta deploy, take their defense down (down), boom!
There’s just no slowing down
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Iron no more
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Iron no more
Are you ready, are you ready
Are you ready, we are ready
Are you ready, are you ready
We both know we ain’t Medieval no more
No, we ain’t Medieval no more
I’m giving you ug
I’ve retrained them all
You request these, oh
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Classic no more
Send my troops to your new TC
Treat them better
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t Classic no more
Are you ready, are you ready (Send my troops to your new TC)
Are you ready, cause we’re ready (Treat them better)
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t IA no more
Are you ready, are you ready (Send my troops to your new TC)
Are you ready, cause we’re ready (Treat them better)
We’ve gotta donate from everyone’s base
We both know we ain’t IA no more
Navalis
Approved user
- Joined
- May 31, 2016
- Messages
- 493
Just take those ol' menus off the shelf
I'll sit and read em' even with an old elf
Today's humans don't serve a big bowl
I like that old time Hobbit Hole
Don't take me to a Lonely Mountain
You'll never get me in through that secret door
In ten minutes I will leave Erebor
I like that old time Hobbit Hole
Still like that old time Hobbit Hole
That second breakfast just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the chefs of old
In that old time Hobbit Hole
Don't want to help trolls make Hobbit stew
I'd rather smell some Bleu with funky old mold
There's only one sure rule you've just got to chew
We yearn for old time Hobbit Holes
Call me a relic just don't give me that ring
Serve me some bacon and I'll cut it with Sting
Today's menus got me in a lull
I like that old time Hobbit Hole
Still like that old time Hobbit Hole
That second breakfast just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the chefs of old
In that old time Hobbit Hole
Still like that old time Hobbit Hole
That second breakfast just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the chefs of old
In that old time Hobbit Hole
In that old time Hobbit Hole
In that old time Hobbit Hole
In that old time Hobbit Hole
Still like that old time Hobbit Hole…
I'll sit and read em' even with an old elf
Today's humans don't serve a big bowl
I like that old time Hobbit Hole
Don't take me to a Lonely Mountain
You'll never get me in through that secret door
In ten minutes I will leave Erebor
I like that old time Hobbit Hole
Still like that old time Hobbit Hole
That second breakfast just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the chefs of old
In that old time Hobbit Hole
Don't want to help trolls make Hobbit stew
I'd rather smell some Bleu with funky old mold
There's only one sure rule you've just got to chew
We yearn for old time Hobbit Holes
Call me a relic just don't give me that ring
Serve me some bacon and I'll cut it with Sting
Today's menus got me in a lull
I like that old time Hobbit Hole
Still like that old time Hobbit Hole
That second breakfast just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the chefs of old
In that old time Hobbit Hole
Still like that old time Hobbit Hole
That second breakfast just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the chefs of old
In that old time Hobbit Hole
In that old time Hobbit Hole
In that old time Hobbit Hole
In that old time Hobbit Hole
Still like that old time Hobbit Hole…
Navalis
Approved user
- Joined
- May 31, 2016
- Messages
- 493
I’ve never seen a zombie in the flesh
I train my troops in a factory with a blessing
And I’m so proud of our hobbits, in the underground
It’s breakfast frenzy
But every war’s like gold loot, strong troops, glory in the back room
Barb-wire, silos, howies in the TC
We don’t care, we’re flying stealth fighters in our dreams
But every players like Clayton, Dbear, Wolvi’s on your A team
King Krill, Shuruga, Fun Dog’s got a gold leash
We fight fair, we aren’t caught up in the stacking fare
And we’ll always be loyal (loyal)
Hobbits tend to stick around
We bring a smile we never frown
We live in holes just underground
Gail will be our ruler, you can call her MoZ
And baby we’re cool (we’re cool, we’re cool, we’re cool)
Livin’ life just fancy free
Our Hobbit Zombies keep a code
We laugh and chat along the way, feelin’ groovy
And every friend that joins us knows, that we thrive on this
We like it when it’s punny
But every war’s takes trade goods, jet planes, coalition boom boom
Land-mines, white walls, research at the uni
We don’t care, we’re droppin’ H Bombs in our dreams
But every players like Godvin, Duncan, Jelly’s on your Bean team
King O, Plundar, Monkey God is unleashed
We fight fair, we aren’t caught up in the stacking fare
And we’ll always be loyal (loyal)
Hobbits tend to stick around
We bring a smile we never frown
We live in holes just underground
Gail will be our ruler, you can call her MoZ
And baby we’re cool (we’re cool, we’re cool, we’re cool)
Livin’ life just fancy free
oOoOoOo
We’re smaller then you’ll ever see, and I just love to hum and sing
OoOoOoO
War is great without a care
We aren’t caught up in your stacking fare
And we’ll always be loyal (loyal)
Hobbits tend to stick around
We bring a smile we never frown
We live in holes just underground
Gail will be our ruler, you can call her MoZ
And baby we’re cool (we’re cool, we’re cool, we’re cool)
Foot loose and furry feet!
I train my troops in a factory with a blessing
And I’m so proud of our hobbits, in the underground
It’s breakfast frenzy
But every war’s like gold loot, strong troops, glory in the back room
Barb-wire, silos, howies in the TC
We don’t care, we’re flying stealth fighters in our dreams
But every players like Clayton, Dbear, Wolvi’s on your A team
King Krill, Shuruga, Fun Dog’s got a gold leash
We fight fair, we aren’t caught up in the stacking fare
And we’ll always be loyal (loyal)
Hobbits tend to stick around
We bring a smile we never frown
We live in holes just underground
Gail will be our ruler, you can call her MoZ
And baby we’re cool (we’re cool, we’re cool, we’re cool)
Livin’ life just fancy free
Our Hobbit Zombies keep a code
We laugh and chat along the way, feelin’ groovy
And every friend that joins us knows, that we thrive on this
We like it when it’s punny
But every war’s takes trade goods, jet planes, coalition boom boom
Land-mines, white walls, research at the uni
We don’t care, we’re droppin’ H Bombs in our dreams
But every players like Godvin, Duncan, Jelly’s on your Bean team
King O, Plundar, Monkey God is unleashed
We fight fair, we aren’t caught up in the stacking fare
And we’ll always be loyal (loyal)
Hobbits tend to stick around
We bring a smile we never frown
We live in holes just underground
Gail will be our ruler, you can call her MoZ
And baby we’re cool (we’re cool, we’re cool, we’re cool)
Livin’ life just fancy free
oOoOoOo
We’re smaller then you’ll ever see, and I just love to hum and sing
OoOoOoO
War is great without a care
We aren’t caught up in your stacking fare
And we’ll always be loyal (loyal)
Hobbits tend to stick around
We bring a smile we never frown
We live in holes just underground
Gail will be our ruler, you can call her MoZ
And baby we’re cool (we’re cool, we’re cool, we’re cool)
Foot loose and furry feet!
Navalis
Approved user
- Joined
- May 31, 2016
- Messages
- 493
Gail ho, let’s go! Hoo ho, let’s go!
Gail ho, let’s go! Hoo ho, let’s go!
They formulate a war plan
They’re dominating this land
The Hobbits think it’s just grand
The HZ bop
They’re filling up the Strong Hold
The heavy tanks have just rolled
Pulverizing towns for gold
The HZ bop
Gail yo, she knows
Glory in the hole now
What we want, we all know
We’re three feet tall and ready to go
They formulate a war plan
They’re dominating this land
The Hobbits think it’s just grand
The HZ bop
They’re raiding all the oil wells
The town center just fell
Pulverizing howie shells
The HZ bop
Hey Hoo, he knew
Shot em’ with the silo
What we want, we all know
We’re three feet tall and revving to go
They formulate a war plan
They’re dominating this land
The Hobbits think it’s just grand
The HZ bop
They’re raiding all the food now
The farms and mills are maxed wow
Pureeing after we plow
The HZ bop
Gail ho, let’s go! Hoo ho, let’s go!
Gail ho, let’s go! Hoo ho, let’s go!
Gail ho, let’s go! Hoo ho, let’s go!
They formulate a war plan
They’re dominating this land
The Hobbits think it’s just grand
The HZ bop
They’re filling up the Strong Hold
The heavy tanks have just rolled
Pulverizing towns for gold
The HZ bop
Gail yo, she knows
Glory in the hole now
What we want, we all know
We’re three feet tall and ready to go
They formulate a war plan
They’re dominating this land
The Hobbits think it’s just grand
The HZ bop
They’re raiding all the oil wells
The town center just fell
Pulverizing howie shells
The HZ bop
Hey Hoo, he knew
Shot em’ with the silo
What we want, we all know
We’re three feet tall and revving to go
They formulate a war plan
They’re dominating this land
The Hobbits think it’s just grand
The HZ bop
They’re raiding all the food now
The farms and mills are maxed wow
Pureeing after we plow
The HZ bop
Gail ho, let’s go! Hoo ho, let’s go!
Gail ho, let’s go! Hoo ho, let’s go!
