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[Boomstick84]

Hi there, I’m kinda stuck in this game right now; my alliance has gone stale, and without income from wars, I’m not able to properly upgrade my troops, as I’m constantly being attacked, so I’m not really able to get any further in this game. Is there hope for progress by joining your alliance?
I’m an active player (although casual), who plays every day

 

[Navalis]

You’ve got to trust your war plan
And make sure you request
You’ve got to earn at least one gold star
‘Cause that’s the war test

Watch me now with a wink and grin and I said
We come with the Kung Fu win
That gets us known for our fight
And we’ll stick with hip hobbit fury cause’ we’re so tight
And f*** the sandbaggers cause they don’t mean a thing
‘Cause this is what force we bring

Now we’re warring but last fights on my mind
You see I, didn’t get my war chest
And no matter how the stars may shine
The win will always be mine

All blessed up, you don’t know what hit you
Next thing you turn around and find your ranking is poo
Thought some tweaks might do the thing
But your walls just don’t last, so just upgrade and fast
All blessed up, you don’t know what hit you
Next thing you turn around and find your ranking is poo
Thought some tweaks might do the thing
But your walls just don’t last, so just upgrade and fast

You’ve got to trust your war plan
And make sure you request
You’ve got to earn at least one gold star
‘Cause that’s the war test

Watch me now with a wink and grin and I said
Slick slick win, hobbits are kin
Like bustin’ out on a mission when you are fully equipped
Slick slick win, hobbits are kin
Fact that we’re getting glory makes it fully legit

Now we’re warring but last fights on my mind
You see I, didn’t get my war chest
And no matter how the stars may shine
The win will always be mine

We keep warring
That is the Gail that’ll kill them stunning (Ohh oh oh)
We keep warring
That is the Krill that’ll kill them stunning (Hey)
We keep warring
That is the Bear that’ll kill them stunning (Ohh ahh)
We keep warring
That is the Hooo that’ll kill them stunning (Yay)

We make em’ nervous, some cry
My base is loaded, don’t ya try
But I saw you raiding something
Which is funny you got nothing
But you could bust my walls all day

Many booms, since first I got bit
Many booms, since first the fuse was lit
Many booms, since first I was bit
Many booms, since first the fuse was lit

And, why don’t you try when we’re all good to go
And, why don’t you try when you know it is so
But, let’s hold the gates Saladin thinks that’s great
‘Cause the winning feels just fine!

 

[Navalis]

I strained my will
On Sandbagger Hill
On Sandbagger Hill
When I fought you

The troops stood still
On Sandbagger Hill
And Generals Chilled
My offense blew

The traps in the gaps well laid
Love’s sweet treachery
But all of those coals you played
Were brutal on me

Though we’re at odds
You’re imparting skills
For you know the drill
On Sandbagger Hill

The traps in the gaps well laid
Love’s sweet treachery
But all of those coals you played
Were brutal on me

Though we’re at odds
You’re imparting skills
For you know the drill
On Sandbagger Hill

 

[GailWho]

Nice tribute Nav

 

[GeeGee]

Love it Navallis! You’ve captured the very essence of the issue that’s tearing at the walls of common decency and #fairplay .

Now where’s my guitar. I’m thinking a Minor chord progression (Bmin, no B#min) underlain with a tapestry of pentatonic blues riffs...

Where else in this World of DomiNations fun would you get ballads like this? Nowhere is the answer!!!

Add to that...Hobbit Zombies are a thoroughly decent, hard working, caring and all round #FairPlay team. So, if you are looking to challenge yourself, or a home then you would do well to hook up with GailWho and her Zombie crew! And...you’d get to fight with the legend that is...Hooo. I hear the others aren’t too shabby either

Ts&Cs apply

Love to you all!!! And us Aesirians would relish another War with y’all! Mainly for the fun and, of course, the fantastic instructional videos you guys and gals prepare

 

[GailWho]

Hi GeeGee we’d love to play your team again. You guys are awesome! I love my visits over there at The Aesir. You are welcome to come visit us any time. You and Bob are a lot alike and I think you would get along great.

 

[Navalis]

Thank you for the kind words GeeGee!

 

[GeeGee]

Ever wondered about combining your abilities as a modern-day Madrigal with gaming? Well why not consider joining the Hobbit Zombies on their DomiNations World Tour?

Yes, yes, yes...I’m from another Alliance (The Aesir, we War twice, sometimes three times a week and like having fun...join us if you like), but the Zombies are our friends and it’s nice to support friends

 

[Navalis]

All the, small things
Add up, it seems
I’ll take, three coals
Compound, I’m told
Hobbits, all know
We’ll bring, our best show
Warring, winning, we’re celebrating

Say we’re so cool, we’re not the fool
Stock your Stronghold, carry that gold
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Rally, no more
Troops die, the horror
She left me caltrops by the wall
The sniper makes my cannons fall

Say we’re so great, we’ll hold the gate
Fill your TC, spawn those howies
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Defense holds true, they’re feeling blue
Hobbits five star, raising the bar
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

 

[Navalis]

We at HZ would like to take a moment to invite you to join us in the Hobbit Hole for a real sense of camaraderie and witty banter seldom found elsewhere. We have long term sage leadership and personal all around the globe so finding another member online to chat with and donate is a breeze! The atmosphere is laid back and War generally happens 3 times a week. Give us a look! We look forward to meeting you.

 

[Navalis]

We wish you a Rowdy Riley
We wish you a Rowdy Riley
We wish you a Rowdy Riley and a Happy Dbear

Good tidings we bring to our Hobbit Hole
We wish you a Maroon Caroone and a Happy Dbear

Now bring us some Saffron Shuruga
Now bring us some Saffron Shuruga
Now bring us some Saffron Shuruga
And a pint of stout beer

Good tidings we bring to our Hobbit Hole
We wish you a Purple Plundar and a Happy Dbear

We won’t war until we get some
We won’t war until we get some
We won’t war until we get some
And some frothy good cheer

Good tidings we bring to our Hobbit Hole
We wish you a Silver Sabu and a Happy Dbear

We wish you a Rowdy Riley
We wish you a Rowdy Riley
We wish you a Rowdy Riley and a Golden Gailwho

*** SEASONS GREETINGS FROM ALL OF US AT HOBBIT ZOMBIES ***

 

[Navalis]

Plundar, Plundar, Plundar, Plundar
There was oil
In the middle of that base he sacked
He looked round
And he knew he would not give it back
Motos raced
And he thought what to improve
And he knew
There was more help, more help it’s true
Sound of the tanks
Blasting in the walls
Money in the bank
The rally calls
You’ve been
Plundar Struck!

~

Rode with his raiders
Reached the limit, he hit town hall
Blew through to Nexon, yeah Nexon, and we had some fun
He met some girls
Some hobbits who gave a good time
Broke all the codes
Won wars untold
Yeah, yeah they, they blew our mines
And they were singing of his deeds
Could he war again please?
Yeah them hobbits were too kind
They’ve been
Plundar Struck!

~

And they were singing of his deeds
Could he war again please?

~

Plundar Struck, Plundar Struck, Plundar Struck, Plundar Struck,
Hey, it’s a fight… he’ll, show his might
Hey, it’s a fight… he’ll, show his might, might, might
Plundar Struck! Hell yeah, yeah
Plundar Struck, Plundar Struck
Plundar Struck, baby, baby
Plundar Struck, you’ve been Plundar Struck
Plundar Struck, Plundar Struck
You’ve been Plundar Stuck…

 

[GailWho]

After he’s done with bases they definitely feel Plundar Struck

 

[Navalis]

Aesir vs. Hobbit Zombies

Friends that fight
That just isn’t right
But sometimes it comes to be

When stars align
You just might find
Aesir are gunning for thee

GeeGee vs. Hooo
Undead vs. gods
This you have got to see

Our best plans were laid
Coalitions were paid
Strongholds were eerily still

Then came the hour
Do you have the firepower
An attack that is sure to thrill

The Aesir are strong
For victory they long
You know they won’t just chill

And battles are fought
And filled with fraught
And GeeGee took down mighty Hooo

But Hobbits aren’t prey
Can they save the day
That’s just what a Zombie would do

They gave em’ their all
Even though they are small
Hobbits are tried and true

The battles were waged
The fighting did rage
Through decoys, traps & walls

And the hours took their toll
Would the gods reach their goal
Would every hobbit hole fall

With furry feet and fury
The Hobbits did not hurry
Their war machine did not stall

And when the dust did settle
Though small they are not little
Hobbit Zombies did prevail

Glory was lost and gained
And friends they did remain
I’ll gladly toast a frosty mug of ale

When you battle with the gods
You’d think you have long odds
But surely hobbits lived to tell the tale

 

[Navalis]

There I was completely blasted, out of oil and down
And inside the oils percolating as I scout from town to town
Feel as though nobody cares if my army lives or dies
So I might as well begin to put some sappers in my life

Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall

So much for the gold and food stores I can’t get ahead
I’ve had every layout broken, there’s glitches that I dread
You don’t know about my plight. We can’t all be Hooo
If you love your Engineers you’ll do the same thing too

Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall

You don’t know about my plight

Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall

Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall
Breaking the wall, breaking the wall

 

[Navalis]

D
Dbear
Dbear has

D
Dbear
Dbear has

D
Dbear
Dbear has

D
Dbear
Dbear has
Dbear has
Dbear has kind words
Dbear has kind words and I had wrote nothing

Dbear lives in Okinawa
Does she live with an iguana?

Nein!
Nein!

Dbear is a Hobbit Zombie
Does she want a hot pastrami?

Nein!
Nein!

D
Dbear
Dbear has

D
Dbear
Dbear has
Dbear has
Dbear has kind words
Dbear has kind words and I have sang nothing

Dbear lives in Okinawa
Does she fight with a katana?

Nein!
Nein!

Dbear offers words of wisdom
If you’re smart you ought to listen

Hai!
Hai!

 

[ToNyPaRkEr]

T
TParker
TParker has

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TParker​

TParker has

T​

TParker​

TParker has

T​

TParker​

TParker has
TParker has
TParker has kind words
TParker has kind words and wants to join you

TParker lives in Brasília
He doesnt live with an iguana, but loves to eat some banana
Can he join in pajamas, your Zombie clã full of llamas​

?​

​

 

[Navalis]

ToNyPaRkEr here is the link: https://forum.nexonm.com/forum/nexo...ce-gate/615601-sciapod-zombies-almost-hobbits
Cheers!

 

[Navalis]

Hobbit Zombie Fight Song

There’s Hobbits in the morning and there’s Hobbits in the night
They gather round the Shire all preparing for the fight
We’re little but not small and we make the giants fall
Then we sing and celebrate and dance around the hall

You’ll hear our call! You’ll hear our scream
We are legit, we make the scene
So run and run but you can’t hide
Cause’ soon you’ll see our zombie side…

 

[Navalis]

I want a girl with a mine full of diamonds
I want a girl who owns troop chests
I want a girl whose walls are white
And oil that burns in areojets

I want a girl with the right troop donations
Who’s fast and furry and makes her attacks
She’s upgrading her jewelry
She’s got Cleo’s hair pin
She’s curing disabilities and packing us snacks
I want a girl with a short sword and a long rifle

I want a girl whose Brits are surly
I want a girl who plays till late
I want a girl with unprecedented sincerity
Who studies da Vinci, to upgrade her tanks

With fighter planes that streak like justice
And violence that is wrought while kicking ass
She’s fast and furry and making her attacks
She’s curing disabilities and packing us snacks
I want a girl with a short sword and a lonnnng, long rifle

I want a girl with a skewed fascination
I want a girl with good coffee blends
At the TC we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to chat when I donate six men

Her Armored Car has a cup holder armrest
Her Armored Car will get her there
She’s changing her game
From EA to Nexon
She’s trading her X-Wing for a white Royal Companion
I want a girl with a short sword and a lonnnnnggggg rifle