May I have your donations please?
May I have your donations please?
Will the real Stonehaven please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Stonehaven please stand up?
We’re gonna have showdown here
Ya’ll act like you’ve never seen a scary hobbit before
Traps all disarmed like a spy or commando burst through your door
And I start whoopin’ your base right down to the core
Those white walls destroyed, Engineers settin’ a charge (Boom!)
It’s sweet revenge! Ah yeah, no way am I kidding!
He didn’t just use all AR tactics did he?
And Dbear said, amazing, a hard hit
Dbear’s undead, she donates the cool s*** (uh-huh!)
Domination ladies lovin’ my wins
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Stonehaven, I’ll stick with him
Look at him, holdin’ his ground, donating his you-know-what
Requestin’ from you-know-Hooo, yeah but he’s cool though
Yeah, I’ll probably have my second breakfast down by the pool
But no worries, then I’m gonna fill your empty war base
Sometimes I just wanna’ log on a smack a fool!
But can’t, I keep cool for Gail Who who has her hands full!
“My zooks are in your base, my zooks are in your base”
And if I’m getting lucky then my zook is in your face!
And that’s the message I deliver to little hobbits
And I expect them to know what a Cleopatra is!
And of course they know they gotta’ pick a nation
By the time they hit the Fourth Age
They’ve got Dominations Wiki don’t they?
We ain’t nothin’ but hobbits – well some of us zombies
Who eat other people’s brains like cantaloupes
But if we can thump sand bags and cheaters hopes
Then there’s no reason our alliance can’t tow the rope
But if you play like I play, this is how I cope
Hobbits wave your foam fingers, all the singers of the chorus go
I’m Stonehaven, yeah I’m the real Stonehaven
All you other Stonehavens are just irritating
So won’t the real Stonehaven please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Stonehaven yeah I’m the real Stonehaven
All you other Stonehavens are just irritating
So won’t the real Stonehaven please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Well other hobbits don’t cuss in chat and play well
But I do, so close your eyes ‘cause it’s true
You think I give a damn about the glory?
Half our wars aren’t even fair, let alone square
“But Stoney what if we win, wouldn’t it be great?”
Why, so we can climb a leader board and be reset?
Why not just sit me next to Just Ram and Caroone
Heck, Rowdy Riley better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Farmer Bob and PK
And hear them argue about who she stole oil from today
Little girl better not steal oil from me
Sure it’s cute, but I think I’d crush her in MP
I should attack her with HRPG
And show the whole hole how the Stone flows
I’ll stick with this little Hobbit Hole group
None of you here annoy me, I won’t be forced to destroy thee
But I’m the only hobbit just like me
I cuss like me, who just has awesome luck you see
I dress like me, walk, talk, attack like me
And just might be the next blessed thing, but not marquis
‘Cause I’m Stonehaven, yeah I’m the real Stonehaven
All you other Stonehavens are just irritating
So won’t the real Stonehaven please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Stonehaven yeah I’m the real Stonehaven
All you other Stonehavens are just irritating
So won’t the real Stonehaven please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Stonehaven, yeah I’m the real Stonehaven
All you other Stonehavens are just irritating
So won’t the real Stonehaven please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Stonehaven yeah I’m the real Stonehaven
All you other Stonehavens are just irritating
So won’t the real Stonehaven please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there’s a Stonehaven in all of us
Heck yeah, let’s all stand up!!
